If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door is always open
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If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door is always open
My neighbor keeps fighting pigeons but pigeons always win
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack
What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again
If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?
Because it has learned from its failure?
So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process?
Yep, provided you succeed second time
Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it):
And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
Will jumps over time be possible?
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack
What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again
If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?
Because it has learned from its failure?
So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process?
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack
What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again
If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?
Because it has learned from its failure?
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack
What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again
If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack
What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again
My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack.
My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill
I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs
The battle of snowballs
The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs
I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs.
The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs
I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!
One night I stayed drunk for a whole week
Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it):
https://images.app.[Suspicious link removed]/zVLZsJaqUPgE6sqj8
While everything goes to the future, why do food preparation techniques go back in time?
https://b.radikal.ru/b22/2005/28/e7dba3b5e413.jpg
And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
https://images.app.[Suspicious link removed]/zVLZsJaqUPgE6sqj8
While everything goes to the future, why do food preparation techniques go back in time?
https://b.radikal.ru/b22/2005/28/e7dba3b5e413.jpg
And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
My wife dresses to kill – and she cooks the same way
The head nurse is the one with the dirty knees
I'm dying to find out how I look as a brunette
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