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legendary
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August 17, 2021, 01:42:17 PM


If anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door is always open
legendary
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August 16, 2021, 09:28:58 AM


My neighbor keeps fighting pigeons but pigeons always win
legendary
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August 14, 2021, 04:12:14 PM
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

Because it has learned from its failure?

So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process?

Yep, provided you succeed second time
member
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August 14, 2021, 04:00:57 PM
Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it):





And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!

Will jumps over time be possible?
legendary
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August 14, 2021, 11:30:10 AM
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

Because it has learned from its failure?

So, failure is really success, because it is a learning process?

Cool
legendary
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August 14, 2021, 02:51:11 AM
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

Because it has learned from its failure?
legendary
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August 13, 2021, 05:44:30 PM
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again

If it tries, how do you know that the second try isn't simply an extension of the first try, and not a new try at all?

Cool
legendary
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August 13, 2021, 11:54:12 AM
Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack

What doesn't kill you mutates and then tries to kill you again
legendary
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August 13, 2021, 08:43:39 AM


My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill

Then Covid came around, and I was shocked when I heard the quack.

Cool
legendary
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August 13, 2021, 03:02:43 AM


My girlfriend just bought herself a pet duck, and I was shocked when I saw the bill
legendary
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August 12, 2021, 03:14:16 PM
I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs

The battle of snowballs
legendary
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August 12, 2021, 11:32:53 AM


The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs

I thought that 'Gone with the Wind' was about a snowman throwing his snowballs. Grin

Cool
legendary
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August 11, 2021, 09:45:17 AM


The main difference between a snowman and a snowoman is snowballs
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August 10, 2021, 10:38:37 AM
I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!
legendary
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August 10, 2021, 07:13:00 AM


One night I stayed drunk for a whole week
newbie
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August 08, 2021, 09:39:10 AM
Being someone with the longest tongue for the pun on the forum (presumably), I decided to start this thread dedicated to the best handpicked puns out there. If you want to add more fun and pun to it (and to the forum), please follow the pattern below (a pun and a picture explaining it or adding even more fun to it):





https://images.app.[Suspicious link removed]/zVLZsJaqUPgE6sqj8




While everything goes to the future, why do food preparation techniques go back in time?




https://b.radikal.ru/b22/2005/28/e7dba3b5e413.jpg

And so what if I can't spell Armageddon? It's not the end of the world!
legendary
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August 07, 2021, 10:55:12 AM


People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do
legendary
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August 06, 2021, 11:04:09 AM


My wife dresses to kill – and she cooks the same way
legendary
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August 05, 2021, 06:37:30 AM


The head nurse is the one with the dirty knees
legendary
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August 04, 2021, 12:31:03 PM


I'm dying to find out how I look as a brunette
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