It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally
My hometown is so small, the last one to go to bed turns off the lights
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one
The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back
A waist of time is what you call a girl with an hourglass figure
Especially when the sand has made it to the bottom.
A waist of time is what you call a girl with an hourglass figure
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
You really need a bullhorn...
... for anyone to hear your cheap...
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
The overconfident lion tamer was consumed by his own pride
Women rub their eyes in the morning because they don't have balls to scratch!
That submarine is long, hard, and full of sea men
Boomerangs are making a comeback
I was promised dough, but all I got was some lousy green paper
A look that says it will blow your mind!!
My teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch
What does a rant and a blunt stick have in common?
There is no point.
There is no point.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
a treat to all miners!
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