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Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 12. (Read 55080 times)

legendary
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August 03, 2021, 12:43:53 PM


Don't wait – procrastinate NOW!

If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you
legendary
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August 02, 2021, 07:24:52 AM


Don't wait – procrastinate NOW!
legendary
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July 31, 2021, 09:58:20 AM


Whenever I get undressed in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on!
legendary
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July 30, 2021, 01:22:07 PM


They say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday
legendary
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July 29, 2021, 06:22:25 AM


A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
legendary
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July 28, 2021, 09:04:16 PM


I didn’t want to buy anything that was going to suck, so I bought a broom and a dustpan



 Grin
legendary
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July 28, 2021, 08:13:59 AM


Relationship status: table for one but drinks for two
legendary
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July 27, 2021, 06:10:12 AM


The most dangerous room in the house depends on where your wife is at the moment
legendary
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July 25, 2021, 04:25:53 AM


Women should not have kids after 40 because 40 is more than enough
legendary
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July 24, 2021, 05:56:25 AM


I’m a professional housekeeper – every time I get a divorce, I keep the house!
legendary
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July 22, 2021, 12:46:31 PM


I didn’t want to buy anything that was going to suck, so I bought a broom and a dustpan
legendary
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July 20, 2021, 04:43:11 PM


Police say they are looking for a man, six feet, who has stolen three pairs of shoes
legendary
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July 19, 2021, 04:24:09 PM


I recently decided to learn sign language and asked the librarian if she had any audiobooks on the topic
legendary
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July 17, 2021, 09:06:22 AM


We couldn't decide to have grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we just left her alone
legendary
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July 15, 2021, 01:45:24 PM


A buttload of faulty tampons for sale – no strings attached!
legendary
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July 14, 2021, 02:24:54 PM


The Big Rip theory says the universe is going to end up in tears
legendary
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July 13, 2021, 01:33:23 PM


If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
legendary
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July 12, 2021, 11:26:26 AM


My nephew got caught eating electrical cords, so my sister grounded him until he started to conduct properly
legendary
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July 10, 2021, 04:55:04 AM


Got pretty drunk last night and took a bus home. Not a big deal, but I had never driven one before
hero member
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July 08, 2021, 05:22:20 PM
Nothing to see here Cool


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