Don't wait – procrastinate NOW!
If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you
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Don't wait – procrastinate NOW!
If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you
Don't wait – procrastinate NOW!
Whenever I get undressed in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on!
They say nothing is impossible but I do nothing everyday
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort
I didn’t want to buy anything that was going to suck, so I bought a broom and a dustpan
Relationship status: table for one but drinks for two
The most dangerous room in the house depends on where your wife is at the moment
Women should not have kids after 40 because 40 is more than enough
I’m a professional housekeeper – every time I get a divorce, I keep the house!
I didn’t want to buy anything that was going to suck, so I bought a broom and a dustpan
Police say they are looking for a man, six feet, who has stolen three pairs of shoes
I recently decided to learn sign language and asked the librarian if she had any audiobooks on the topic
We couldn't decide to have grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we just left her alone
A buttload of faulty tampons for sale – no strings attached!
The Big Rip theory says the universe is going to end up in tears
If you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall
My nephew got caught eating electrical cords, so my sister grounded him until he started to conduct properly
Got pretty drunk last night and took a bus home. Not a big deal, but I had never driven one before
Nothing to see here 
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