[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - Claim Your Shitstribution

nutildah

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Shitcoin CEO Turd Ferguson issued a public statement yesterday, hoping to clarify his position on the qualify of his shit.

"This shit here is the best shit. There ain't no other shit like it, and that's a fact, jack."

Ferguson went on to explain that Shitcoin had a pure pedigree that he feels cannot be recreated in todays meme-driven shittoken extravaganza. Shitcoin embodies the true Dogecoin spirit and has existed for almost as long as it has, That's why you're straight nuts if you think new Doge fanboys aren't gonna wanna piece of this shit.

nutildah

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Price Update

BACON is now as cheap as 10 DOGE / ea:

https://dogeparty.tokenscan.io/tx/1dca5b4f475b71ec74172659cca2a2b0534a41588dc248da21d1858968b47e79

SHITCOIN is as cheap as 10 for 1 DOGE:

https://dogeparty.tokenscan.io/tx/5ff3cc2b3869825db521ccb91752fede56e83eb8c3e2273593963fabf3206e11

(note: these are not my dispensers, just the lowest-available price)

These two tokens are two of the earliest memetokens ever created; if not THE earliest. Aside from the issuance date, what sets them apart from other contenders is that they both had distribution back in the day as well as an established presence on social media. Millions of SHITCOIN were distributed to dozens of accounts while BACON was on a mission to become the most distributed Dogeparty token by the end of 2014.

Both tokens are iconic, early pieces of Dogecoin and NFT history, and will always be valuable to certain groups of blockchain collectors and history enjoyers.

nutildah

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Well I got ahead of myself. For transparency, I know there is actually 1 memetoken (with any kind of circulation since its creation) that predates SHITCOIN, by 2 days, and that is BACON.

Quote from: darkreef2 on December 11, 2014, 10:31:43 PM

BACON = Protein + FAT
But why get into BACON? Currently, it is the second most popular token on Dogeparty, with over 240 transactions and almost 170 asset holders as of this moment. Once the Descentralized Exchage from Dogeparty (DEX) gets online, BACON will likely be one of the tokens with the biggest volume of transactions.

Good luck on getting your hands on one for cheap though. The lowest price is currently 275 DOGE (about $100).

Can you name an earlier memetoken? The answer is no, you cannot.

nutildah

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All these other early memetokens are frontin'. We, on the other hand, are the real goddam deal. You best believe.

No "wrapper" on a 2023/2024 smart contract, no chain split that results in 2 versions of your token, NO influencer shilling, and NO cabal of soulless degens making up horseshit to pump their bags.

I'll say it again: we (and only we) are the real goddam deal when it comes to being the 1st memetoken.

*Caveat: there are actually a handful of older memetokens (only 2-3 days older), but you don't know what they are because they are on Dogeparty.

(edit: saying hello to TG user Iran)

nutildah

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Quote from: kickback on October 19, 2024, 06:53:00 PM

Was it you or Vlad2Vlad that launched Shitcoin nutildah?

Vlad2Vlad was the first to launch an actual coin named "ShitCoin". It was a full-on coin with its own blockchain.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/ann-new-coin-launch-shit-coin-sht-307419

Mine is a token on top of the Dogecoin blockchain; that's the difference.

AFAIK, the only actual connection between Vlad's ShitCoin and the Solana token is Vlad said "OK my coin is now this token." Meanwhile my SHITCOIN token has a continuous on-chain history from its launch to today.

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Quote from: nutildah on August 15, 2024, 08:54:19 AM

That's right. Exactly 10 years ago today, SHITCOIN was born, pretty much the same year as the concept of memetokens. And of those, mine was first to be named SHITCOIN.

Was it you or Vlad2Vlad that launched Shitcoin nutildah?

https://rumble.com/v5hxbb1-sht-coin-1st-meme-coin-rebooted.html

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$SHT coin - 1st meme coin rebooted, coming to Solana. I expect a huge run but DYOR, and remember to sell the peak in this next and biggest bull run which i think will be the last.

I launched Shitcoin before doge at an attempt to mock and warn the many upcoming trash coins and their developers and potential buyers who would just blindly buy anything.

Sadly, in 2013 everyone laughed and didn't believe me and refused to list this meme coin on amy exchange. Now it appears it's gotten some attention for numerous countries so it's being rebooted although i'm working on another project.

Have fun and i hope everyone makes some money doing it.

~ Vlad2Vlad

nutildah

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Quote from: Severus111 on October 18, 2024, 04:38:22 PM

A bit late to the partay but a belated bump and happy birthday to shit coin the king of crap coins Grin

Thanks! We are still here, chugging along.

Here's some SHITCOIN statistics updates

- Current price: 0.2 DOGE ($0.026)
- Market cap: $1.8M
- # of holders: 1,181
- half the supply estimated to be held by dormant wallets

Currently, the cheapest SHITCOIN dispenser is a multi-dispenser, which will dispense all these tokens if 1000 DOGE is sent to the dispenser address:

- 5,000 SHITCOIN
- 10 WEBCOIN
- 2 SUPERSHIBE
- 1 HAPPYDOGE
- 10 HAPPYSHIBE
- 10 DODGERDOGE
- 100 COUNTERDOGE
- 1 STARTPACKONE

Basically its like getting ~770 DOGE worth of Dogermint tokens for free, along with your SHITCOIN purchase.

Severus111

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Quote from: nutildah on August 15, 2024, 08:54:19 AM

HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY TO SHITCOIN!

That's right. Exactly 10 years ago today, SHITCOIN was born, pretty much the same year as the concept of memetokens. And of those, mine was first to be named SHITCOIN.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/tqiYB9X6goN68/200w.gif?cid=6c09b952qbrx7r10r2ga4nqhe44l6dd56lj61dqalzkv3dbz&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

Here's a thread on it I just made, with a giveaway at the end:

https://twitter.com/Shitcoin30/status/1824073381643178173

A bit late to the partay but a belated bump and happy birthday to shit coin the king of crap coins Grin

nutildah

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HAPPY 10th BIRTHDAY TO SHITCOIN!

That's right. Exactly 10 years ago today, SHITCOIN was born, pretty much the same year as the concept of memetokens. And of those, mine was first to be named SHITCOIN.

Here's a thread on it I just made, with a giveaway at the end:

https://twitter.com/Shitcoin30/status/1824073381643178173

nutildah

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Quote from: Severus111 on July 08, 2024, 05:55:07 AM

This thread is so full of shit Cool

Exactly. And what's even more fascinating is that in 1 week SHITCOIN WILL BE 10 YEARS OLD!!

Can you imagine that? Like a good 2 years before the world really started churning out shit tokens like there's no tomorrow. And we're now on an exponential curve that is approaching infinity new tokens created per second.

We were at the start of it all, baby. We were out there, on the streets, in the trenches. Makin' memecoins and NFTs before they were even a thing.

And the crypto culture, tech, and acceptance as a utility has evolved so much over the last decade that... well you know what, it hasn't evolved at all. Its actually the same as it was back then except now its on steroids. Crypto hasn't really evolved unless you count building ways to churn out shit tokens even faster.

So if you're at all a crypto collector or appreciator of sorts, why wouldn't you want to own SHITCOIN - the first shit token - one of the actual first memecoins? Definitely made before anything that happened on Ethereum and the loser chains that followed.

TL;DR: Its time to BE EXCITED about the Future of SHITCOIN, right NOW!!!

Severus111

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This thread is so full of shit Cool

nutildah

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Please bro this isn't just another memecoin, this is SHITCOIN, created years before the word memecoin came into existence.

The value proposition behind SHITCOIN is that its collectible as a "historical token". Why? Because:

1. There's an emerging market for crypto collectibles,
2. A certain class of collectors will seek out old, rare tokens on prominent blockchains,
3. SHITCOIN is one of the oldest collectible shit tokens (aka memecoins), and
4. It's called SHITCOIN.

That's like a remarkable preponderance of value right there.

@alymwehrli

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Very funny. The idea is cool, another meme coin, however I don't like investing in itself, because as you already know I'm boring when it comes to these things, I like the value proposition. But if it has a good development, it will probably bring good profits to the developers if it works.

nutildah

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Here's an update on the state of SHITCOIN, and a justification for why it rules (tl;dr: we're the best 'memecoin'):

Quote from: nutildah on July 06, 2024, 11:06:16 PM

Whats kind of funny is I'm primarily trying to market attraction to the ERC-20 version of the token, but meanwhile way more sales have been happening on the Dogeparty ($DOGE) side of thing:

I recently rebought 10k at the price I was selling them at, which is once again the floor price (currently 10838 left at that price).

Quote from: JoyMarsha on July 06, 2024, 04:41:52 AM

Shitcoin is the best memecoin. I can testify to it. If you don't know, the project has made a name for itself within and outside the forum. I am a proud holder of it.

The idea behind "historical tokens" is that back in the day (2014-2016) not a whole lot of them were being made, so they are scarce, which makes them collectible -- especially if they have a good story behind them. Only now that 10 years have gone by are these things of significant age, and its something to help differentiate them from the never-ending flood of new shit that comes out on an hourly basis.

Long after the current memecoin's budget dried up - the creator sold all their tokens & the community abandoned ship - SHITCOIN will still be here. It's a testament to the commitment of the Dogecoin blockchain, part of a legacy immortalized in timestamps, and it harkens back to a simpler time when someone could create a token named SHITCOIN and have it be the first one.

I'm trying to hold a ShitcoinDAO board member election and I can't get at least 4 people to be on the board, at least for the moment, but uh, things are still coming along. Nothing stops this Shitcoin Train.

nutildah

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$1508.78 worth of trades in the first week of our Uniswap listing.

That's actually far less than were sold on the Dogeparty side, as strange as it may sound.

I learned a few important things about how liquidity pools work, at the cost of about $800... Its been quite a boot camp, "out of the frying pan, into the fire"-type experience.

Current liquidity pool stats

Total SHIT: 285,473
Total ETH: 0.082

The hardest part is marketing to the ETH people, and watching massive price differentials open up between the Dogeparty and Ethereum sides. You'd think this would create some kind of arbitrage opportunity and spur SHITCOIN holders into action, and indeed a few bridgers did take advantage of it. Would be much more compelling to ETH people if the price on Uniswap actually dropped lower than on Dogeparty, even if it wipes out all my ETH liquidity in the process.

Anyway.

nutildah

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The long awaited SHITCOIN ERC-20 bridge has finally launched!! Shocked

https://shit.trading/

This means you can easily swap your SHITCOINs back-and-forth between Dogecoin and Ethereum networks at the drop of a hat.

A big yellow cowboy hat.

How It Works

The "bridge" consists of two addresses where SHITCOINs are locked, safeguarded by our advanced proprietary technologies: one Dogecoin address and one Ethereum address.
Users can utilize the bridge to "swap" Dogeparty SHITCOIN for ERC-20 SHITCOIN, free of charge.
After sending SHITCOIN to the bridge address, the user fills out the form on our website, proving they are the owner of the two addresses.
After submitting the form, it is hand-checked with love and care to assure that everyone knows what the hell they're doing and no SHITCOIN are lost (please allow up to 24 hours for processing).
If the form is filled correctly, SHITCOINs are magically transmogrified from one blockchain to the other!

Why Would I Want To Do This?

As a Dogeparty SHITCOIN holder, the bridge allows you to access new Ethereum-levels of liquidity. You can sell them via Uniswap or earn fees while adding liquidity to the pool!
As an Ethereum user, you can own a piece of early Dogecoin history! They can be redeemed at any time for Dogeparty SHITCOIN via the bridge, kept in the safety of your own Dogewallet. Who wouldn't want to own the first shit token (to be named SHITCOIN), after all...

Are There Any Risks Involved?

Yes! SHITCOIN could go to zero at any time. Additionally, there's a chance that our DAO loses access to the bridge address private keys, or I steal the bridged tokens, or that an appointed treasurer steals them. Basically, you'll have to just trust us. We feel this "manual bridge" approach reflects the purity of the SHITCOIN ethos, and we probably won't change it any time soon.

The Nitty-Gritty

Homepage on Dogermint: https://dogermint.com/shitcoin
SHITCOIN on Dogeparty: https://dogeparty.xchain.io/asset/SHITCOIN
SHITCOIN on Ethereum: https://etherscan.io/token/0x26a43d335f37b6d3cb31786b3e5601f87b690cee
SHITCOIN on Uniswap: https://app.uniswap.org/explore/pools/ethereum/0xD0aEDb5f0F33c12e5b3B70EB3d761dC47750b536
Our Liquidity Pool: https://app.uniswap.org/pools/744882

Now Start Shitcoinin' or Get Off the Pot, Today!

nutildah

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Just deployed the ERC20 contract for the token bridge.

Feeling pretty fancy, NGL.

ShitcoinDAO CEO Turd Ferguson made another public statement on Twitter today, this time addressing the epidemic of fraudulent celebrity coins currently gripping the degenosphere.

"Now I may not be a celebrity or even a real person, but there's one thing I can't tell you: its that we ain't no rug," said Ferguson. "We launched almost 10 years ago and we ain't going nowhere. And you can hang your hat on that, jack," he added.

nutildah

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Quote from: john1010 on October 29, 2022, 01:15:04 AM

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Congrats on selling your SHITCOIN stash. You opened a dispenser with all the other tokens I gave you on a single address, so you sold everything all at once. Someone got a hell of a good deal. But in exchange you got 1616 Dogecoins, so congrats! Only took slightly over 1.5 years, lol.

nutildah

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Even huger news than before:

After 2.5 years, OUR ORIGINAL SHITCOIN DISPENSER has finally SOLD OUT! Shocked

https://twitter.com/Shitcoin30/status/1797125972309012929

What's up next? A bridge to Ethereum, of course. The DAO weighed the pros and cons of launching a bridge to Solana - currently home of the most popular shit tokens - but ultimately decided against it. The bridge will be built true to Shitcoin Ethos: 100% manually approved and conducted transfers.

More info to come!

Quote from: DaveF on June 02, 2024, 04:00:37 PM

Amazing what a difference a decade makes. Now 100 Th/s (SHA) miners are old and slow.
One of these days I'm going to have to go thorough all the old shitcoins and wallets that I have to see if any still sync.
Nice to see this one still going.

We're the first token to be named SHITCOIN, a legacy to be proud of. We can't actually be mined and the supply is capped at a measly 69,420,000, with over half held by long-inactive wallets.

DaveF

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Crypto Swap Exchange

Quote from: nutildah on August 18, 2014, 05:43:52 PM

Quote from: statdude on August 18, 2014, 05:11:37 PM

When optimists notice a fad, they hype a new one and call it DarkCoin, CloakCoin, BlackCoin, or whatever.
When pessimists notice a fad, they make fun it and make "Shitcoin".

No wonder optimists are more successful in life.

Stop spreading FUD, Primediceboy.

ILL BE UP PROCRASTINATING FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO

IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR SHITSTRIBUTION OF 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS

JUST PM ME A DOGEPARTY DOGEWALLET ADDRESS OR PUT IT IN YOUR SIG

THAT MEANS 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS FOR YOU!!!

HELP SPREAD THE FECAL LOVE!

a rare glimpse at our secret patented 100 Th/s mining rig

Amazing what a difference a decade makes. Now 100 Th/s (SHA) miners are old and slow.
One of these days I'm going to have to go thorough all the old shitcoins and wallets that I have to see if any still sync.
Nice to see this one still going.

-Dave

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