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Quote from: crazyates on December 20, 2012, 01:24:04 AM

Serious question: Why is it ok for you to say that Tom's renders suck, but when I say that BFL's renders are better and more detailed than Tom's, which they are, I'm somehow sucking Inaba's dingaling and copying his posts cuz I wanna be just like him?

Serious answer: This is the (only!, thanks to DiabloD3) BFL thread. If you don't like Tom's renders, please post that in the bASIC thread.

As for "sucking Inaba's dingaling": It seems you brainwashed asshamsters don't even notice any more that you blindly copy Inabas rhetoric. I am seriously fed up with all those "OK we suck, but the others sucks more" statements:
"OK we are late, but the other teams are late too" (Inaba)
"Our competitors are facing worse challenges." (BFL AM Dave)
"BFL's renders suck - but Tom's renders suck more" (you)

Serious question: How do Avalon's or bASIC's delays make BFL's delays any better?

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Quote from: organofcorti on December 20, 2012, 01:03:09 AM

Quote from: kano on December 20, 2012, 12:51:40 AM

Sigh - if I was on a plane now all this crap would go away VERY soon ...

Hey kano! Comments like that will get you arrested as a terrorist!

Must say, that made me laugh Cheesy

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Quote from: Smoovious on December 20, 2012, 01:28:09 AM

Quote from: crazyates on December 20, 2012, 01:24:04 AM

Quote from: Frizz23 on December 19, 2012, 04:42:47 PM

Quote from: crazyates on December 19, 2012, 04:33:11 PM

A hell of a lot better than Tom's render of his board. Ya, his was literally a giant green square with 16 little black squares.

Oh please god, no. Not again one of those "BFL sucks but the others suck too" statements. Inaba does this all the time. Do you asshamsters have to copy him all the time?

(for the record: Tom's render sucks indeed!)

Serious question: Why is it ok for you to say that Tom's renders suck, but when I say that BFL's renders are better and more detailed than Tom's, which they are, I'm somehow sucking Inaba's dingaling and copying his posts cuz I wanna be just like him?

Because you're not validating his greatness and acknowledging that you are beneath him, so he has to tear you down some so he can still feel elevated above you.

No matter how wrong he is.

It isn't about reality, it is about ego. Some people's egos are too fragile to cope with humility.

-- Smoov

With regard to the renders- BFL has not only detailed renders, but revisions, and real prototypes of those revisions. Is there a render from Tom? Sorry, maybe I'm not informed on this matter.

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Quote from: crazyates on December 20, 2012, 01:24:04 AM

Quote from: Frizz23 on December 19, 2012, 04:42:47 PM

Quote from: crazyates on December 19, 2012, 04:33:11 PM

A hell of a lot better than Tom's render of his board. Ya, his was literally a giant green square with 16 little black squares.

Oh please god, no. Not again one of those "BFL sucks but the others suck too" statements. Inaba does this all the time. Do you asshamsters have to copy him all the time?

(for the record: Tom's render sucks indeed!)

Serious question: Why is it ok for you to say that Tom's renders suck, but when I say that BFL's renders are better and more detailed than Tom's, which they are, I'm somehow sucking Inaba's dingaling and copying his posts cuz I wanna be just like him?

Because you're not validating his greatness and acknowledging that you are beneath him, so he has to tear you down some so he can still feel elevated above you.

No matter how wrong he is.

It isn't about reality, it is about ego. Some people's egos are too fragile to cope with humility.

-- Smoov

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Quote from: Frizz23 on December 19, 2012, 04:42:47 PM

Quote from: crazyates on December 19, 2012, 04:33:11 PM

A hell of a lot better than Tom's render of his board. Ya, his was literally a giant green square with 16 little black squares.

Oh please god, no. Not again one of those "BFL sucks but the others suck too" statements. Inaba does this all the time. Do you asshamsters have to copy him all the time?

(for the record: Tom's render sucks indeed!)

Serious question: Why is it ok for you to say that Tom's renders suck, but when I say that BFL's renders are better and more detailed than Tom's, which they are, I'm somehow sucking Inaba's dingaling and copying his posts cuz I wanna be just like him?

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Quote from: kano on December 20, 2012, 12:51:40 AM

Sigh - if I was on a plane now all this crap would go away VERY soon ...

Hey kano! Comments like that will get you arrested as a terrorist!

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Quote from: Inaba on December 20, 2012, 12:14:03 AM

Unlikely! Sir! What you post, while appearing highly unlikely to any person of average intelligence is positive FACT to the BFL Clown Crew! Common Sense and Critical Thinking be damned! They don't need it!

I'm beginning to understand your frustration more, Inaba.

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Quote from: Inaba on December 20, 2012, 12:14:03 AM

Unlikely! Sir! What you post, while appearing highly unlikely to any person of average intelligence is positive FACT to the BFL Clown Crew! Common Sense and Critical Thinking be damned! They don't need it!

Sigh - if I was on a plane now all this crap would go away VERY soon ...
Oh well - it will happen ... some time

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Unlikely! Sir! What you post, while appearing highly unlikely to any person of average intelligence is positive FACT to the BFL Clown Crew! Common Sense and Critical Thinking be damned! They don't need it!

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Quote from: Bogart on December 19, 2012, 10:44:06 PM

Quote from: Frizz23 on December 19, 2012, 04:06:56 PM

They have released photos of a PCB. And they have released photos of some chips/ASICs. Month ago. The ASICs - as we all know, and even confirmed by BFL, don't exist as per today.

This all raises an interesting question.

Ostensibly BFL is working hard on making their ASIC products, and they have produced a very real looking PCB.

But what if Nasser is pulling a fast one on the rest of the company, and instead of developing an ASIC, he's been pocketing the dev funds and stringing them along. He's probably pretty insulated half a world away in France. Clock buffers, anyone?

Yeah.... so. You're a brilliant engineer working at a French Bank and you get an idea:
1. Head up a company that makes FPGA mining devices, and decide to take it upon your shoulders to lead the company into the future with the design for a new ASIC chip.
2. Help to create a board design that will work with a newly-designed QFN chip in order to make it easy for assembly, which is not only credible in design goals but in board layout and component choices.
3. Decide that you never really wanted to help develop this chip even though you have a lifetime track record of this sort of thing, and instead run a financial scam to steal dev funds from BFL, all while still employed by a French Bank.

Seems highly unlikely.

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Quote from: Frizz23 on December 19, 2012, 04:06:56 PM

They have released photos of a PCB. And they have released photos of some chips/ASICs. Month ago. The ASICs - as we all know, and even confirmed by BFL, don't exist as per today.

This all raises an interesting question.

Ostensibly BFL is working hard on making their ASIC products, and they have produced a very real looking PCB.

But what if Nasser is pulling a fast one on the rest of the company, and instead of developing an ASIC, he's been pocketing the dev funds and stringing them along. He's probably pretty insulated half a world away in France. Clock buffers, anyone?

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Quote from: organofcorti on December 19, 2012, 10:33:00 PM

Quote from: kano on December 19, 2012, 10:22:06 PM

Quote from: organofcorti on December 19, 2012, 04:27:10 PM

Quote from: kano on December 19, 2012, 04:15:24 PM

Damn I can't wait until Jan/Feb/Mar when someone has finally released an ASIC and all this crap goes away.

So .... what are you going to do for light entertainment then?

Juggle mangoes.

Juggle hairy mangoes? Where I'm from we call that pocket billiards.

Meh, I've spent enough time in QLD to only associate mangoes with nice food and not genital jokes Tongue

I'll go back to thinking of mangoes how I always have ...

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Quote from: kano on December 19, 2012, 10:22:06 PM

Quote from: organofcorti on December 19, 2012, 04:27:10 PM

Quote from: kano on December 19, 2012, 04:15:24 PM

Damn I can't wait until Jan/Feb/Mar when someone has finally released an ASIC and all this crap goes away.

So .... what are you going to do for light entertainment then?

Juggle mangoes.

Juggle hairy mangoes? Where I'm from we call that pocket billiards.

kano

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Quote from: organofcorti on December 19, 2012, 04:27:10 PM

Quote from: kano on December 19, 2012, 04:15:24 PM

Damn I can't wait until Jan/Feb/Mar when someone has finally released an ASIC and all this crap goes away.

So .... what are you going to do for light entertainment then?

Juggle mangoes.

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Quote from: Frizz23 on December 19, 2012, 04:42:47 PM

Oh please god, no. Not again one of those "BFL sucks but the others suck too" statements. Inaba does this all the time. Do you asshamsters have to copy him all the time?

But if they cant do that what is Inaba and his numerous sock puppets supposed to use for their BFL blogs ?

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Is that an African or European swallow?

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Quote from: organofcorti on December 19, 2012, 03:41:06 PM

Quote from: SgtSpike on December 19, 2012, 03:14:36 PM

Quote from: creativex on December 19, 2012, 03:05:45 PM

Quote from: SgtSpike on December 19, 2012, 03:00:20 PM

So if the car doesn't start when you put the key in and turn it, do you no longer call it a car? If someone has removed the battery, it's no longer a car?

Nope, I'd still call it a car. Though I may amend that and call it a...crappy car.

Is a BFL Single SC a Single SC without ASIC chips? Is a car a car if it has no motor?

I'd say a car can still be a car without a motor, though a more accurate description might be "self propelled vehicle".

I'm not trying to claim that BFL ASICS do, in fact, exist. I am simply trying to dispell the belief that an ASIC must have hashed on the main network before it exists. That's just bad logic. It obviously exists moments before it hashes on the main network.

Hmmm. I'd like a definition of "moments". What length of time is a "moment"? If it's further divisible by any amount, could the hashing device have not existed only in that shorter time frame? The length of a moment becomes a moving target which, at it's limit, equals zero. So an an object simply cannot exist (with respect to the network ) for any appreciable time before it hashes. From the perspective of the network, ASIC hashing devices are simply spontaneously generated.

I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this thread is too narrow to contain.

Does it consist of Fermat on a castle wall debating about two swallows and a coconut? If so, break up the theorem into two to three threads.

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Quote from: kano on December 19, 2012, 04:15:24 PM

Damn I can't wait until Jan/Feb/Mar when someone has finally released an ASIC and all this crap goes away.

Amen! Oh wait that's religious. How about FUCK YEAH!! Cheesy

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Why it's hilarious

Free entertainment for us that didn't order!

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SOMEBODY FUCKING SHIP SO THESE ASSHOLES STOP TROLLING EACH OTHER BACK AND FORTH

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