https://www.macfound.org/press/press-releases/new-macarthur-competition-award-100-million-help-solve-critical-social-problem/A new competition launched today will award a $100 million grant to a single proposal designed to help solve a critical problem affecting people, places, or the planet. The Foundation’s competition, called 100&Change, is open to organizations working in any field of endeavor anywhere. Applicants must identify both the problem they are trying to solve, as well as their proposed solution. Competitive proposals will be meaningful, verifiable, durable, and feasible.
Honorable sirs,
My name is Chantha Owen Lueung. Maybe you've heard of me from those I've fucked over in the stock exchange trading space, the Toyota dealership I'm no longer employed at, or from my FriendsForCash website, recently rebranded to Crypto-city so to harbor nefarious characters like my partners Leroy Fodor in the Philippines and Michael Zinck in Canada, myself known as the Genius of Yonkers learning and teaching the eons-old once-thought-lost language of Fishish.
The institute that I'm attached to not only studies the mating habits of cigarette-butt-eating aliens, but also advances the notion that a duckweed pond in everybody's backyard would easily feed the flat-Earth's population, coupled with having plenty of food left over to wormhole-ship to Melmac on a daily basis, an example of such get-up available for viewing behind my duplex here in beautiful Yonkers, NY. Please don light clothing if planning on visiting due to the solar panels in place not yet shaded because the Philippines coconut trees located on three sides are several years out from fully maturing, albeit I plan on residing in Texas by then - Big Ben[d] (assuming [and hoping] Ben is truly big given his 'd' is held up via brackets, if you know what I mean).
For a fifty million dollar endowment (I love that word) I will install solar-powered stocked duckweed ponds complete with shaded coconut trees for everybody living on my block here in Yonkers. As a bonus, I'll teach all the children to speak fluent Fishish.
Please ask me anything, for everybody's welcome here at Crypto-city. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get butt-ass naked and take advantage of the duckweed pond for about an hour while it's still cloudy outside.
Regards,
Chantha Owen Lueung