Topic: In a few moments, I'll be dead. (Read 12702 times)

Better lock this.  Jon's attention-whoring is getting in the way of Matthew's attention-whoring.

If "society" wants to dispose of his body, that's on them.

His photo made him look like a high-school child how can you all hate a child so much or are most of you children too?

Date Registered:   October 24, 2011

What drama. I hope he is ok, but it looks like more BS.
I assume he has made arrangements to cover society's costs. The ambulance, etc. will cost lots and it would be very un-Ayn Rand to expect us taxpayers to pay. If that sound harsh, I agree. But that is what passes for morality among the Ayn Randers.  

Let's just ban proxies, Tor, and everyone from Texas just to be safe.

Let's just ban proxies, Tor, and everyone from Texas just to be safe.

Awesome, we can play Atlas account hunting again.

Well he's permabanned (again).

He's banned? If true, I'm going to 75 myself. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.864717

Cliffs:

Atlas posts a faux suicide note for attention
Some people laugh, some people take it serious and call police
Police contact Atlas and/or family members and they say he is OK
Atlas claims alias "Jon" was hacked
Atlas successfully avoids emergency services bills
People can now continue to make fun of Atlas' social problems, which I love to see because he is one sick kid
...
Profit!

Bookmarked this thread when it was just two pages. Now it's nine... Anyone care to summarize what happened?

Confirmed troll? Did he an hero? Cyber police?

I used the Freedom of Information Act to gain the following transcript of what happened yesterday. Use this if you need help with the codes: http://www.radiolabs.com/police-codes.html

Dispatcher: One-Adam-12, we have an unconfirmed suicide in progress.
PO1 & PO2: (in unison) Atlas! (PO1 hits breaks to stop at red light)
PO1: I wonder if he's serious this time.
PO2: If he is, or was, then he's dead.
PO1: (to dispatcher) Can we take a meal break, first?
Dispatcher: No. I've got two bitcoiners on hold, County on standby, and the NSA on overtime reading every post on some forum.
PO2: Sounds like a newsworthy event.
Dispatcher: Yes. Be advised that an undercover escort may be in the vicinity. Location?
PO1: Arrived at scene.
Dispatcher: Roger Dodger!
PO2: I wish she would quit that.
PO1: Heard that, Dodge!
PO2: (to dispatcher) Stand by!
PO1: (before ringing bell, door opens) Hello, Atlas.
Atlas: Dick. Dodger. I was expecting you.
PO2: We got a call from some concerned friends of yours.
Atlas: My account was hacked.
PO1: I see you still have those blue lights in your bedroom.
Atlas: Gives me value.
PO2: So, are you're parents still on vacation?
PO1: We can't ask him that.
PO2: Oops! Are your parents home?
Atlas: No. They're still on vacation.
Dispatcher: Returning to station.
PO1: Got to go, Atlas. But we'll be watching you.
Atlas; Whatever!
PO2: (while getting into squad car) Weird kid!
PO1: I met his cousin once, down from Oklahoma. Involved a bomb threat.