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Topic: In a few moments, I'll be dead. - page 10. (Read 12702 times)

donator
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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
April 23, 2012, 05:32:45 PM
#11
Does this mean he is changing names again. Is this the new method where he must does something outrageous? Does he think he is Dr. Who and will regenerate into a new avatar?
vip
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April 23, 2012, 05:32:02 PM
#10
Wait a sec, a close associate? OK, now this makes no sense for a suicide note.

Yes maybe our assumption is wrong.

He might be parachuting and his chute failed to open so he pulled out his phone and logged in as his last will and testament.

OR

He is on a plane that is falling from the sky... see above.

OR

...
donator
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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
April 23, 2012, 05:29:22 PM
#9
Wait a sec, a close associate? OK, now this makes no sense for a suicide note.
vip
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April 23, 2012, 05:24:45 PM
#8
Need help? In the U.S., call 1-800-273-8255
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline



Maybe some humor to help this depressing thread:

In Russia, you don't commit suicide, suicide commits you.

In China, they'll charge your family for the loss of money they'll lose by not being able to exploit you.

In Sweden, ah... I'm thinking.
donator
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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
April 23, 2012, 05:22:53 PM
#7
Bah, I don't even have 911 where I live. Where does Atlas live, isn't it north of Austin?
legendary
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All paid signature campaigns should be banned.
April 23, 2012, 05:19:03 PM
#6
If true, not funny.  If not true, still not funny.
donator
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Let's talk governance, lipstick, and pigs.
April 23, 2012, 05:18:34 PM
#5
I'm calling 911. This appears to be a suicide threat.
sr. member
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April 23, 2012, 05:15:43 PM
#4
Erm, I take transfers to glbse account Konichua or firstbits 1dannye.
legendary
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April 23, 2012, 05:07:51 PM
#3
That was about time!

If you were expecting sympathy...
hero member
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April 23, 2012, 04:46:59 PM
#2
[edit] removed my inappropriate post.  Was uncalled for, and I apologize.
Jon
donator
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No Gods; No Masters; Only You
April 23, 2012, 04:37:49 PM
#1
If anybody needs anything from me, a close associate will be handling my assets. You'll know where to contact him.

Bye.
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