Snowballs.
There were some very funny jokes about memes. Thank you OP for this thread
Topic: Jokes? Gimme your best! - page 2. (Read 26636 times)
What is the difference between a snowman and snowwoman.?
Snowballs.
There were some very funny jokes about memes. Thank you OP for this thread
Snowballs.
There were some very funny jokes about memes. Thank you OP for this thread
I like jokes best because when my mind was crushed or bad then I read more jokes story or watching jokes movies then I feel better to my mind
nomad: Last night I saw 4 dudes beating the shit out of BobLawblaw.
BADecker: Holy ham sandwiches!!! What in Jeebus' name did you do?
nomad: I jumped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us.
Fake! Note the photoshopped walrus in the middle of the group.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence; then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
Why didn't Africa win the football world cup?
Africa is not a country you idiot.
Africa is not a country you idiot.
nomad: Last night I saw 4 dudes beating the shit out of BobLawblaw.
BADecker: Holy ham sandwiches!!! What in Jeebus' name did you do?
nomad: I jumped in to help. He didn't stand a chance against 5 of us.
Ok! The best joke I can give you! Here it is... Ready?!
MY LIFE!
#sadface
MY LIFE!
#sadface
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Snowballs.
A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband: “My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!”
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“
Lol these jokes are hilarious hahahahahaha. But wait?? Why you all gangin on BADecker? Hahahahaha i dont know what he'd do after he sees this, hahahahhaha
Plus you guys are making fun of the flatearth theory as if it is not funny enough. Lol you guys are murderers hahahahahahaha. But seriously tho, it aint good to make fun of people behind their backs, even if its(may GOD forgive me) hilarious hahahaha
Oh and by the way, you guys should read chef ramsey's comments on the dishes people cooked that wanted his opinions. Haha its just freaking hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂
Plus you guys are making fun of the flatearth theory as if it is not funny enough. Lol you guys are murderers hahahahahahaha. But seriously tho, it aint good to make fun of people behind their backs, even if its(may GOD forgive me) hilarious hahahaha
Oh and by the way, you guys should read chef ramsey's comments on the dishes people cooked that wanted his opinions. Haha its just freaking hilarious 😂 😂😂😂😂
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
A: "Does this taste funny to you?"
BADecker walks up to the bar and orders an ice cold beer. The bartender circles behind the bar several times prior to delivering the beer.
BADecker: This beer is flat!
Bartender: Hell, BADecker.
BADecker: Hello, Nomad.
Nomad: Got you!
BobLaw: Not so fast, Nomad! It's now a pina colada.
Nomad: Give me sec while I search YouTube to see if there's a video discounting your pseudo science.
BADecker: This beer is flat!
Bartender
BADecker: Hello, Nomad.
Nomad: Got you!
BobLaw: Not so fast, Nomad!
Nomad: Give me sec while I search YouTube to see if there's a video discounting your pseudo science.
hahahaha its funny, i am stomatche (too more laugh)
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This A Epic Joke
I Can't stop laughing 
"My name is Jerry. I'm 27 donuts tall, and I am a Flat-earther.
Without shoes, I'm 26 donuts and 519 sprinkles tall, and I'm still a Flat-earther."
BobLawblaw is the biggest joke of the year queer.
Bitcoin is dead.
BobLawblaw: Heeeeeeey! What's your name?
YuTü.Co.in: I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).
BobLawblaw: Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.
BADecker: Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.
YuTü.Co.in: Sum Ting Wong?
BobLawblaw: I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.
YuTü.Co.in: I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).
BobLawblaw: Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.
BADecker: Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.
YuTü.Co.in: Sum Ting Wong?
BobLawblaw: I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.
FUCK YOU for making me smile, dude. Bet you can't do it again.
BobLawblaw: Heeeeeeey! What's your name?
YuTü.Co.in: I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).
BobLawblaw: Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.
BADecker: Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.
YuTü.Co.in: Sum Ting Wong?
BobLawblaw: I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.
YuTü.Co.in: I'm Bruno YuTü (Chinese name: Ping-Pong; 乒乓).
BobLawblaw: Hmm, you don't look anything like Bono from U2.
BADecker: Please excuse my friend...he's ornamental.
YuTü.Co.in: Sum Ting Wong?
BobLawblaw: I'm hungry for Sum Yung Guy, but you're 57.
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