Topic: Jokes? Gimme your best! - page 9. (Read 26639 times)
I give you one (maybe bad english).
A boy want to visit his girl living in the parents house.
He ring the door and the father of the girl open it.
The boy said: "Hi, my name is Toolumbur - i'm here to fuck your daughter!"
The father shocked: "TO WHAT???!"
The boy: "TOO-LUM-BUR"
Tiffany Yep sent me a UDP joke, but I didn't get it.
Tiffany Yep sent me a UDP joke, but I didn't get it.
I want to read your best jokes you have!
Let's go!
after seeing this topic and reading, I gently pushed my hand into my pocket and pulled the last one out, it trembled at first and clung to my hand. "Go on, it will be ok," I whispered.
Encouraged, it flexed its wings and I knew the time was right.
It flew up towards the blue, blue sky and I looked proudly as it's made its way to freedom.
The last of my fucks was finally given.
If there would be a like button i would give it 
Looks like this topic is a joke for itslef 
I want to read your best jokes you have!
Let's go!
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