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May 06, 2017, 07:31:07 PM
#43
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock knock.
 Grin

Knock knock.

Dyslexic who?

Wait, how the hell did you know it was me?

Dave's not here!

Let's start over. I'll go first. Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Look, you monumental asshole, if you're not interested in BFL's new mining equipment, just say so.

Can it be overclocked?

I'll let you know in two weeks.
newbie
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May 06, 2017, 06:13:39 PM
#42
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it, and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a fridge.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There's no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
Cheesy Cheesy nice jokes,
newbie
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May 06, 2017, 05:44:27 PM
#41
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Deja.

Deja who?

Knock knock.
 Grin
sr. member
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May 06, 2017, 03:53:17 PM
#40
Q: There are 500 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many are left?
A: 499
Q: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in the fridge?
A: Open door, put elephant in, close door.
Q: What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in the fridge?
A: Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Q: The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals attend but one. Which animal is it, and why?
A: Giraffe. He's stuck in a fridge.
Q: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There's no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across and makes it to the other side safely. Why?
A: The alligators are all at a birthday party.
Q: Sally dies anyways. Why?
A: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
legendary
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Neighborhood Shenanigans Dispenser
May 04, 2017, 11:34:56 PM
#39
Hermaphrodites, folks. Actively deny nature !

Let me spell it out for you, because of your crippling retardation. I'm a rich, successful, semi-retired gay man, and you wish you could be half as interesting as I am.

Unfortunately for you, I'm not a hermaphrodite.

All hot, hairy and beefy man, cupcake.

 Kiss
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May 06, 2017, 12:14:48 PM
#39
lockept93 walks into a bar:

Bartender: What'll be, partner?
lockept93: I wanna read the labels of your best spirits.
Bartender: Thread!
lockept93: Awesome and funny stuff---> IFoundThis *Leave a Like!*
newbie
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May 06, 2017, 02:32:19 AM
#38
Haha its about us, old farts!

A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. “Really?”, one of the men said, what’s it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again?” “Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. “Yes that’s it,” he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 11:18:41 PM
#37
you hermaphroditic ham.
Don't fantasize about me having tits, you degenerate.  Take your sick predilections elsewhere.
I don't know whether or not you are a hermaphrodite but if you're mentally deranged enough to think the earth is a sphere you are probably insane enough to think you are a woman.

Flat Earthers, folks. Actively deny science !

SO FUCKING FUNNY !!!
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May 06, 2017, 01:46:58 AM
#37
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
“You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant.
“No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
legendary
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May 05, 2017, 05:32:53 PM
#36
Little Miss BobLawblaw has herself a wiener-peach.
HER-M-AFRO-DITE.

Ok there, Flat Earther. Like I said, I'm all man, and will happily pump your ass full of my hot, sticky load, but I reckon you're not all that right in the head, and I don't stick my dick in crazy.

Omfg didn't expect boblawblaw to be real... What the fuck yo!!! Lmao

Ya, most people are shocked when they find out that BobLawblaw is actually a real thing.

Pretty fucked up.
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 11:10:26 PM
#35
you hermaphroditic ham.

Don't fantasize about me having tits, you degenerate.  Take your sick predilections elsewhere.
full member
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May 05, 2017, 05:14:50 PM
#35
Little Miss BobLawblaw has herself a wiener-peach.
HER-M-AFRO-DITE.

Ok there, Flat Earther. Like I said, I'm all man, and will happily pump your ass full of my hot, sticky load, but I reckon you're not all that right in the head, and I don't stick my dick in crazy.

Omfg didn't expect boblawblaw to be real... What the fuck yo!!! Lmao
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 11:42:56 PM
#34
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 11:29:29 PM
#33
you hermaphroditic ham.
Don't fantasize about me having tits, you degenerate.  Take your sick predilections elsewhere.
I don't know whether or not you are a hermaphrodite but if you're mentally deranged enough to think the earth is a sphere you are probably insane enough to think you are a woman.

Flat Earthers, folks. Actively deny science !

SO FUCKING FUNNY !!!

Hermaphrodites, folks. Actively deny nature !

SO FUCKING FUNNY !!!

legendary
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May 04, 2017, 09:57:23 PM
#32
Little Miss BobLawblaw has herself a wiener-peach.
HER-M-AFRO-DITE.

Ok there, Flat Earther. Like I said, I'm all man, and will happily pump your ass full of my hot, sticky load, but I reckon you're not all that right in the head, and I don't stick my dick in crazy.
member
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woah that's a lot of money
May 04, 2017, 11:15:58 PM
#32
you hermaphroditic ham.

Don't fantasize about me having tits, you degenerate.  Take your sick predilections elsewhere.

I don't know whether or not you are a hermaphrodite but if you're mentally deranged enough to think the earth is a sphere you are probably insane enough to think you are a woman.
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 10:59:49 PM
#31
Little Miss BobLawblaw has herself a wiener-peach.
HER-M-AFRO-DITE.

Ok there, Flat Earther. Like I said, I'm all man, and will happily pump your ass full of my hot, sticky load, but I reckon you're not all that right in the head, and I don't stick my dick in crazy.

That's right; move along, you hermaphroditic ham.

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May 04, 2017, 10:10:26 PM
#30
i found it:

- if a BARBER make mistakes, its a NEW STYLE.
- if a POLITICIAN make mistakes, its a NEW LAW.
- if a SCIENTIST make mistakes, its a NEW INVENTION.
- if a TAILOR make mistakes, its a NEW FASHION.
- if a TEACHER make mistakes, its a NEW THEORY.

best alibi  Cheesy Cheesy
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 09:00:41 PM
#29
Get this... Some people ACTUALLY AND TRULY believe the Earth is flat.

Fucking hysterical !
legendary
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May 04, 2017, 09:25:07 PM
#29





what is mean? i am still childhood, not understand about it  Grin Grin



Little Miss BobLawblaw has herself a wiener-peach.

HER-M-AFRO-DITE.

Understand now?

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