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Topic: Jokes? Gimme your best! - page 3. (Read 26636 times)

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May 28, 2017, 11:37:01 AM
Today's Headline: Air Force One suffered $4 million in damage during servicing

You telling me that not a single secret service agent was able to stop Trump from fucking the plane? Were they all  watching and jacking off themselves while Trump was getting some Boeing tail?
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May 27, 2017, 11:50:46 AM
A chicken covered with dirt and has a semen-soaked sock over his head walks into a bar ...

Chicken: Any lawyers here wanna jack me off for a cold brewski?
BADecker: Hey, chicken, where did you find my sock?
Nomad: I hope my smartphone's charged enough so that I can film what's gonna happen next.
BobLaw: Wait, we're allowed to film here?
Bartender: WTF! I turned my back for just a second and ...
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May 27, 2017, 04:19:20 AM
Q:  Why did the load of semen cross the road?

A:  BADecker wore the wrong socks to church.

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May 25, 2017, 03:09:22 PM
Q:  Why did BoobLawblaw fail at chicken farming?

A:  He was planting them too deep.



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May 23, 2017, 09:17:24 PM
A Flat-earther walks into a bar ...

Bartender: What'll be, mate?
Eff-er: A mug of ice cold beer.
Bartender: Here you go.
Eff-er: Hey, this mug is only half full!
Bartender: Not from my perspective.
Eff-er: You wait till my lawyer gets a load of this shit.
Bartender: Let me guess. Your lawyer's a transvestite named bob.
Eff-er: YOU'RE A RIOT! I'll take another beer, bud. Make that a double, for I have a hunch.
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May 23, 2017, 01:50:23 AM
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May 22, 2017, 06:02:21 AM
A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door….

A lady opened it. Before she could speak... The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.

Salesman: - Madam, if I couldn't clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this!!

Lady: Do you need Chili Sauce with that?

Salesman: - Why Madam?

Lady: - Because there's no electricity in the house...!!!

MORAL: - "Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client... & over smartness can be deadly."
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May 22, 2017, 12:37:36 AM


Q:  Why does BobLawblaw always check out of hotels early?

A:  He always gets his shit packed the night before.
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May 21, 2017, 01:14:52 PM
Q: What's better, Alzheimer's disease or Parkinson's disease?

A: Parkinson's disease, because it's better to spill half your pint than to forget where you put it.
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May 20, 2017, 09:18:49 PM
In Heaven, Prince approaches Einstein.

Prince: Dude, I just wanna let you know how much you inspired me.
Einstein: Here's to hopin' Cher and Madonna echo your sentiment when they arrive.
Prince: Wait, what! They're Jehovah Witnesses also?
Caesar: Okay, break it up! You guys were talkin' 'bout me, weren't you?
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May 20, 2017, 11:22:29 AM
Heard about the goblin who has left arm and left leg cut off?

no?





That's ok he's all right now!
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May 20, 2017, 10:36:02 AM
Nomad walks into a bar.

Bartender whispers to the waitress: Hide all the globes. It's a quiet Tuesday night and I wanna keep it that way.

BADecker walks into the same bar moments later.

Waitress to bartender: All bets are off. That dude just walked in with his own globe.
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May 20, 2017, 10:20:58 AM
wats 9 plus 10?













19 you fucking idiot

Is that in Base Flat-earth or some other perspective?
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May 20, 2017, 04:31:02 AM
wats 9 plus 10?













19 you fucking idiot
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May 20, 2017, 04:29:08 AM
One Day iam crossing the road.
Suddenly I Hear a accident.
So i want to see who was accedent..
But there was many people. so i Say that the man who accident is my dead.
So people gives me to see the man.
when i go  i seeee a dog where dead...
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May 20, 2017, 03:30:23 AM
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May 19, 2017, 05:03:56 PM

Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.



"I concur!"
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May 19, 2017, 04:46:05 PM
Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?
Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king and fuc-king.


 
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May 19, 2017, 04:20:58 PM
Not only is Earth my left testicle, but NASA is sending a probe to explore my right testicle for future colonization once they figure out how it'll survive passing throught the Van Allen Taint bordering my anus.
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May 19, 2017, 01:34:32 PM
#99


Q:  What's black and blue, and hates sex?

A:  The 8 year old in BADecker's trunk.
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