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legendary
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May 13, 2017, 01:30:06 PM
#61
Q:  What's the difference between BobLawblaw and a bucket of shit?

A:  The bucket.

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May 13, 2017, 08:43:50 AM
#60
What it would be like when a moron runs as prrsident of a country? Look who is at the white house now!

It's worst than that! The morons who voted for him are still standing behind the moron, presenting moronic logic in making their case. Luckily for the country, there's a many voted-in Republicans willing to break party lines to ... SOMEBODY SLAP THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA ME!
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May 13, 2017, 05:52:02 AM
#59
What it would be like when a moron runs as prrsident of a country? Look who is at the white house now!
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May 12, 2017, 10:28:09 PM
#58
YuTü.Fun.ny!

Thought you would like that, bud. BTW, I'm still firmly in Bob's camp, but am open-minded to your crazy-ass theory.


Cool man. Keep an open mind.

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I'm still firmly in Bob's camp

Sounds cozy. Spank that ass!

 Cheesy

Left or right cheek?


Depicted was the first choice for placement of the International Date Line, but some at the time thought that was a shitty idea, so it was chucked in lieu of the following, complete with a BobLawblaw-esque My-Little-Pony penis:

legendary
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May 12, 2017, 07:19:35 PM
#57
YuTü.Fun.ny!

Thought you would like that, bud. BTW, I'm still firmly in Bob's camp, but am open-minded to your crazy-ass theory.


Cool man. Keep an open mind.

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I'm still firmly in Bob's camp

Sounds cozy. Spank that ass!

 Cheesy
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May 12, 2017, 05:44:40 PM
#56
YuTü.Fun.ny!

Thought you would like that, bud. BTW, I'm still firmly in Bob's camp, but am open-minded to your crazy-ass theory.

Q. Why does BobLawblaw's shit look like rabbit shit?


A. Because he's not a Flat-earther.
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May 12, 2017, 05:29:01 PM
#55
YuTü.Fun.ny!
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May 12, 2017, 02:06:11 PM
#54
Q. What does a Flat-earther call pancakes?
A. Flatcakes, or once a year - MECCA.







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May 12, 2017, 01:07:41 PM
#53
Q:  Why do all BobLawblaw's horses run away from the farm?

A:  They don't like the way he rears them.

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May 11, 2017, 03:16:22 PM
#52
Q. Why don't Flat-earthers play the piano?
A. Because not all its keys are flat.

Q. Why aren't Flat-earthers breast fed?
A. Seriously, you have to ask?

Q. What excites a vacationing Flat-earther the most?
A. A stranded motorist with a flat tire.

Q. What do Flat-earthers dream about?
A. Sticking globes up BobLawblaw's ass.

Q. What does BobLawblaw dream about?
A. Seriously, you ever tried sleeping with globes stuck up your ass?
legendary
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May 11, 2017, 02:51:41 PM
#51
Q:  What does BobLawblaw use as a pick-up line at a gay bar?

A:  A fart.

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May 11, 2017, 06:47:34 AM
#50
Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 789 (because seven ate nine).
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May 10, 2017, 11:28:19 PM
#49
Q. How many FBI agents does it take to investigate if the Russians influenced the past US election?

A. You want today's number or tomorrow's?
legendary
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May 10, 2017, 10:56:07 PM
#48
Q:  How can you tell you're at a BBQ @ BobLawblaw's place?

A:  All the hotdogs taste like shit.

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May 10, 2017, 01:09:04 AM
#47
How do you know if a Blonde has been using your computer?

There is whiteout on the screen. Cheesy
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May 06, 2017, 01:09:17 PM
#46
A man in his mid forties bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive.

The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to see what the engine had. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.

“There’s no way they can catch a BMW,” he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, then 100, and finally reality hit him and he knew he shouldn’t run from the police, so he slowed down and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. “It’s been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it’s Friday the 13th. I don’t feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before, you can go.”

The guy thinks for a second and says, “Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back.”

“Have a nice weekend,” said the officer and he walked away.
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May 09, 2017, 11:54:47 PM
#46
Q:  What does the barber say to MiSKLaCH the Italian?

A:  Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil?

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May 08, 2017, 03:02:37 AM
#45
You guy'z want a good one ?

How can a dumb jump off from the 6th floor if there isn't ?
Easy. They jump off two times the 3rd one !

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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May 07, 2017, 02:21:41 AM
#44
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”
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May 05, 2017, 10:01:58 PM
#43
Little Miss BobLawblaw has herself a wiener-peach.
HER-M-AFRO-DITE.

Ok there, Flat Earther. Like I said, I'm all man, and will happily pump your ass full of my hot, sticky load, but I reckon you're not all that right in the head, and I don't stick my dick in crazy.

Omfg didn't expect boblawblaw to be real... What the fuck yo!!! Lmao

Ya, most people are shocked when they find out that BobLawblaw is actually a real thing.

Pretty fucked up.

 Grin
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