Pages:
Author

Topic: LoyceV's Avatar for Rent [first 🦊🦊🦊3 YEARS🦊🦊🦊 (165 weeks) rented out] - page 13. (Read 35668 times)

legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
We actually do have a room. It's right here, in the foxhole Roll Eyes Everything goes on here -- multiple partners involved too Cheesy
How long can you keep counting "threesome", "foursome", "pentasome"? And when does it become an orgy?
Looking at Wikipedia's list of Numerical prefixes, quattuorvigintisome sounds challenging Cheesy Sexagintisome becomes too obvious again, and millisome sounds a bit sad. That leaves us with infinisome or just plurisome.
I should probably start sleeping already to gain strength.

It always reminds me of the crook in Burn Notice, when he was about to die, he said with a sad voice: "I've never had a foursome!".
Allow me to use Richard Branson's famous airline quote out of context: the easiest way to get a foursome is to start with a pentasome and wait until someone falls asleep Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
You two get a room.

We actually do have a room. It's right here, in the foxhole Roll Eyes Everything goes on here -- multiple partners involved too Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 3472
Merit: 3507
Crypto Swap Exchange
Not that I am embarassed, but because she/he/it is not aware that I am a foxpup.

I assume you also didn't share that you are in love with me. But it's okay, it'll be our dirty little secret <3 Roll Eyes Kiss Kiss

You two get a room.
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
Not that I am embarassed, but because she/he/it is not aware that I am a foxpup.

I assume you also didn't share that you are in love with me. But it's okay, it'll be our dirty little secret <3 Roll Eyes Kiss Kiss
hero member
Activity: 560
Merit: 1060
Oh sweet Jesus! While I blushed reading all your nice words about all the foxes, I need to ask you this: dear apogio, do you have a thing about being beaten? =))) I see you still keep insisting on this, although I thought we settled once about using a sexting sexed in approach. Are you okay? Or into BDSM perhaps? (Not that there's anything wrong with THAT Smiley)

You know, life is short. We should enjoy many different flavours. By the way, I am the inventor of the word BDSM. I hope my "other half" doesn't read the forum. Not that I am embarassed, but because she/he/it is not aware that I am a foxpup.

legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
Which, if I've done my math right, means next week will be the fifth anniversary. Prepare for celebratory shenanigans.

This also means the below part is coming soon  Roll Eyes

All I want is the info regarding the surprise. And I want it desperately  Tongue
O M G! I did not see that coming though Smiley "Desperately", huh? Now that's intense...  Roll Eyes



2. I hope that I have included all the foxes. But if not, I am willing to take the responsibility and be publicly beaten, or punished in any other way.

Oh sweet Jesus! While I blushed reading all your nice words about all the foxes, I need to ask you this: dear apogio, do you have a thing about being beaten? =))) I see you still keep insisting on this, although I thought we settled once about using a sexting sexed in approach. Are you okay? Or into BDSM perhaps? (Not that there's anything wrong with THAT Smiley)



Tier B: writing a love letter to GazetaBitcoin. Don't ask why, I just love this guy Tongue

Awwww -- blushing <3 I have no idea what's happening here, but in last 2-3 weeks or so I've been kissed (by a forum woman, that is); a Pakistani translator called me their darling and expressed an unconditional love between us (not sure about their gender, but it is not an issue anyway); and now apogio loves me. I think my natural magnetism reached a top level.

Is it hot here or is it just me?  Roll Eyes

Tier S:

For some reason I could not refrain remembering these lovely words:

dark musty holes
hero member
Activity: 560
Merit: 1060
Hmm. Interesting. What gave you this impression about me? I don't feel like I've been that kind of guy.

I have no idea... But according to "britannica", this must be a natural ability or power that makes it possible to know something without any proof or evidence : a feeling that guides a fox to act a certain way without fully understanding why.

Which, if I've done my math right, means next week will be the fifth anniversary. Prepare for celebratory shenanigans.

Forgive my ignorance, but is there a limit to our celebrations? I mean, how will we know if we have celebrated enough?

I suggest the following tiers of celebratory shenanigans:

Tier D: random posting and exchanging merits between us like we always do.
Tier C: sending all of our bitcoins to this address. By the way there is something special about this address. Let's see if anyone will find it.
Tier B: writing a love letter to GazetaBitcoin. Don't ask why, I just love this guy Tongue
Tier A: passing out and waking up with a strong pain in some parts of our bodies.
Tier S:
legendary
Activity: 2380
Merit: 17063
Fully fledged Merit Cycler - Golden Feather 22-23
If someone were to offer wine from plastic bottles, it would be a real celebration.  Roll Eyes

No worries here, leave that on me 😅 as usual, fillippone will LOVE this!

For the sake of shenanigans, I will happily abide by your barbarian habit of drinking wine from plastic bottles.
For the sake of shenanigans, I will happily do things that are probably illegal in at least one jurisdiction!
legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 6524
Fully-fledged Merit Cycler|Spambuster'23|Pie Baker
If someone were to offer wine from plastic bottles, it would be a real celebration.  Roll Eyes

No worries here, leave that on me 😅 as usual, fillippone will LOVE this!
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 7340
Farewell, Leo
[...]
Dear crew mate. Forgive me for completely ignoring this.

BlackHatCoiner: The Magician. BlackHatCoiner was a joker at the old palace. He was always against the King and was willing to help the Queen to dethrone him.
"No Gods or Kings. Only Bitcoin foxes". BTW, you reminded me of Game of Thrones! I hope we don't share the same ending, though. (And I was thinking which series I should re-watch, now I know)

At first, he wanted to be good with everyone, but as time passed, he knew that some foxes would be a pain. Therefore, he decided to expose their lack of Bitcoin knowledge publicly
Hmm. Interesting. What gave you this impression about me? I don't feel like I've been that kind of guy.

Prepare for celebratory shenanigans.
Shall we prepare ourselves for some flawless timings?  Wink
legendary
Activity: 4354
Merit: 3614
what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?
Quote
Which, if I've done my math right, means next week will be the fifth anniversary. Prepare for celebratory shenanigans.
How can we possibly prepare for that? Cheesy Lots of sleep? Or the opposite? Training? Alcohol?

If someone were to offer wine from plastic bottles, it would be a real celebration.  Roll Eyes

wine in the traditional cardboard box

its a fan favorite. or was.
legendary
Activity: 3472
Merit: 3507
Crypto Swap Exchange
Quote
Which, if I've done my math right, means next week will be the fifth anniversary. Prepare for celebratory shenanigans.
How can we possibly prepare for that? Cheesy Lots of sleep? Or the opposite? Training? Alcohol?

If someone were to offer wine from plastic bottles, it would be a real celebration.  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
How can we possibly prepare for that? Cheesy Lots of sleep? Or the opposite? Training? Alcohol?
All of the above. Oh, and don't bother putting away those cleaning supplies, either. Wink
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Two hundred and fifty-ninth week paid.
Thanks again for your flawless timing! I was still busy cleaning up the kitchen, hence the delay.

Quote
Which, if I've done my math right, means next week will be the fifth anniversary. Prepare for celebratory shenanigans.
How can we possibly prepare for that? Cheesy Lots of sleep? Or the opposite? Training? Alcohol?
legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Two hundred and fifty-ninth week paid.

Which, if I've done my math right, means next week will be the fifth anniversary. Prepare for celebratory shenanigans.
legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
Two hundred and fifty-eighth week paid.
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
Thanks again for your flawless timing!
sr. member
Activity: 448
Merit: 691
In ₿ we trust
.....

I've been reading this topic little by little to try to understand all of this... but one thing is certain, you should write something, something similar to a comic book with all this story you just told... it would be very interesting, a parallel world with stories of all these characters lol
hero member
Activity: 560
Merit: 1060
That's good, because my plans are becoming increasingly less surprising to those who know me. (Though definitely no less nice. Wink)

Sometimes surprises disappoint, but kindness never does.

By the way, I have made some instinctive thoughts that I am embarassed to share, but I will follow our queen's lead and I will get out of my comfort zone. So, according to my thoughts, I would like to describe to you, how I see each of you, through the gaze of a small foxpup.

Foxpup: The Queen. The fox who decided to dethrone the king, due to his inability to live harmoniously with the other foxes. Rumor has it that the old King is chained in a dungeon, wearing a t-shirt with the ethereum stamp printed on it.

LoyceV: Queen's Right Hand. LoyceV decided to approach the queen after the old Kingdom got destroyed. He needed a job, seeking a new beginning. He was out of food, as rats and pidgeons had disappeared during the war. The merciful Queen saw in LoyceV the passion for Bitcoin and decided to anoint him her right hand.

o_e_l_e_o: The Faithful Servant. The Queen saw Leo in the crowd. She noticed him straight away as he was the only one hiding his face, wearing a mask. Leo was reluctant, he wanted to stay well hidden behind his mask, but the Queen always knew how to make other foxes obey her will. Leo joined the pack, until he decided to step away and follow the lonely path that he had originally chosen. (a tear just dropped...)

fillippone: The Godfather. The Queen was already beloved by the entire kingdom. However, some foxes were silently creating disturbances with the aim of overthrowing the Queen. Rumor has it they wanted another fox codenamed "CSW" enthroned. The Queen needed someone to do the dirty work and look after the welfare of the kingdom, by taking out other foxes who were organizing rebellions. The Queen hired fillippone to be the Godfather.

gazetaBitcoin: The Bodyguard. Even though the Queen was well protected by her faithful pack, she needed someone to be near her 24/7. She hired gazetaBitcoin for this purpose. The latter was a fox of enormous proportions, ready to devour anyone who came within less than 1 meter from the Queen. GazetaBitcoin sworn that day, that no new fox should enter the pack without being threatened.

suchmoon: The Full Moon Princess. The daughter of the old King. The crowd loved her. She always knew that her father was losing his mind, trying to convince everyone that Ethereum is not a shitcoin. She knew she had to help the Queen to take him down. The small fox, gathered a huge army of foxes and they were shouting the queen's name under the moonlight. She was then named "The Full Moon Princess".

The Sceptical Chymist: The Scientist. There was a day, when the Queen needed to kill some opponent foxes. But it was not in her nature. The Queen was forgiving. She decided to hire a fox, known in the fox world by the name "the Scientist". Nobody has ever seen his face, but many people have changed their minds regarding Bitcoin because of his potions. The Queen ordered a potion that would change the King's mind. A potion that would make him forget that CSW is Satoshi Nakamoto (another famous fox - slightly less famous than the Queen). The potion was delivered, but the King gave it to one of his servants for testing and didn't drink it himself. Today, the servant is a great bitcoin developer.

BlackHatCoiner: The Magician. BlackHatCoiner was a joker at the old palace. He was always against the King and was willing to help the Queen to dethrone him. At first, he wanted to be good with everyone, but as time passed, he knew that some foxes would be a pain. Therefore, he decided to expose their lack of Bitcoin knowledge publicly, to make them lose the artificial reputation that they had built in the foxes world.

apogio: The Intern. Apogio is a small foxpup. He always wanted to become a proper fox, but he knew that like everything in life, he would need to sacrifice a lot of personal pleasures. He asked to follow the Queen, knowing how important it was for him to have a pack to belong to. The Queen was surprised, but she supported apogio's decision. Till this day, apogio knows that he belongs to a pack that is full of incredible foxes.

Notes:
1. apogio's favorite animal used to be the wolf, until he met some proper foxes.
2. I hope that I have included all the foxes. But if not, I am willing to take the responsibility and be publicly beaten, or punished in any other way. If I have forgotten a fox, apart from beating me, please remind me, so I can include it in the post.
3. apogio is very close to celebrate his 1y anniversary in the forum.
legendary
Activity: 4542
Merit: 3393
Vile Vixen and Miss Bitcointalk 2021-2023
And with this occasion I want to announce that I am preparing a nice surprise with the occasion of our next anniversary Smiley
That's good, because my plans are becoming increasingly less surprising to those who know me. (Though definitely no less nice. Wink)

Two hundred and fifty-seventh week paid.
Pages:
Jump to: