I was considering applying for the TSA, but then realized I wouldn't be able to stand the stupidity.
Perhaps I'll aim for another governmental agency, see if any my my military experience can get me a job.
That bitcoin, if it was ever found, would never be reported as "collected". lol. Just like the DEA... Found $500,000 in USD at the raid.. (But only claims $5,000 was found... Like the dealer is going to tell on them... lol)
Excuse me sir... can we check you.. you might be carrying a CC with a $10,000 limit, across international lines... FFS... seriously...
Excuse me sir... can we check you... you have a money printing machine in your possession that prints $10,000 of potential value...
Yea, and my testicles are worth 10x that much on the black market... Take them too... What about my kidney, my liver, my heart... Hearts go for over $800,000... Oh, did I mention I am an escort, and I was paid $40,000 to go overseas to seal the deal...
Since when is it the transportation's duty to judge who they transport? They don't stop people on the subway, or the highway, or the bus-station, or in taxi's... And they wonder why sales are declining. It isn't because people are afraid of terrorists, it is because they are tired of TSA crap and scared of what every innocent trip will end-up getting them flagged as, or end-up taking from them.
Fly naked... The only way to fly.
I mine naked...
Oh, the price you pay to use FIAT...