(crosspost from FB)
Life Lessons - - What I have learnt since February:
(numbering unintended to indicate importance, nor chronology)
1. Everyone creates their own reality, and gets exactly what s/he creates.
2. In love, there is no fear. Especially fear of sustenance is just stupid: rather team up with friends and stay with them; leave only when you are ready. Bless them when you go.
3. Humans' major traits are male/female (body), masculine/feminine (soul). Each combination is 25% of people. These correspond to suits of a usual deck of playing cards.
4. Feminine males (clubs) have formed a System, which intends to consume people so that they don't have time to Live. Masculine girls (diamonds), especially when older, follow suit. Both spades and hearts are repressed.
5. It's the time to turn some tables!
6. Emotions are a universal signal and you, as a receiver, pick the ones that suit you. The higher your vibration, the better the receiving.
7. Bodily vibration corresponds to soulish frequency. 'Giving a fuck' means thinking, so the unit of time, a thought, is called a 'fuck'. Thought rate, in Hz (fucks / second) can vary a lot: in sleep/coma, it may be very high, or zero. In waking hours, the higher you get, the more you think.
8. Do not mix tobacco in a joint. Only grind quality moist bud of cannabis (hemp) flower (CAN), roll into a joint paper, lick it to better withstand the heat, and slowly burn with a lighter until it glows. Enjoy by drawing only a little deep into lung, and then draw air until full. Exhale slowly.
9. Other ways to get higher are various blotter products and magic shrooms (MUS), cigars (CIG, COH) and exotic tobacco products (SHI), and pretty much all chemicals, drugs (MUM), and even natural tinctures, etc., depending on usage.
10. Iodine is legal, cheap and good. If taste does not suit you, just paint large areas of your body with the solution, or evaporate it in candle lanterns, in burning cigar tips, or sauna stoves. The evaporation gets everyone higher, for the price of one!
11. Most people, especially in the System, don't even know how to fuck (or get fucked, except in the non-sexual context ofc). All, except clubs, like to fuck/get fucked, though (clubs like it in the 4$$ only, sadly).
12. Chakras need to be open to fuck properly, and one needs to be high (HIGH).
13. Driving when high is safer than when drunk (OR when sober), and it also negates the effect of blood alcohol level. Faster thinking means safer journey.
14. It takes 6 months daily exposure for a Finn to crack the code of fluent Estonian. The key is to talk little and mumble it, avoiding the unpronouncible 'õ' and words that sound the same and mean different.
15. It is no shame to ask whatever price. Buyer beware!
16. Bodies have 5 senses so that they could feel pleasure. Offices are designed to not give any of it. A pleasurable situation gives feeling to both: eyes, hearing, smell, taste, touch.
17. It is no coincidence that a happy ending date starts with eye contact, then hand, then food, drinks, kiss, smoke and ends with fuck. Because fuck is the constituent of time and thought (see 7.) and both the building block and the meaning of the Universe.
18. Opposite of being high is being low. If being high feels good (as it usually does), and has no side-effects, one might question the sensibility of EVER being low, as an increasing number of people are high all the time.
19. Your Highness (YH) means it, literally.
20. There is no sin and no hell, John Lennon was right. Except that there is no right and wrong (see 1.) - what you believe, is true for you. So you can worship the System, die, and even pay taxes, but all of these are because you want it to happen to you. Others do what they wish.
21. Zechariah is like all (++) and (--) (masculine men and feminine women), in that the first thing to observe in an other-self is her fuckability. Most women are fuckable, and Zechariah enjoys doing it, so please mind the fruits (in 22.)
22. Apple says 'it didn't happen', lemon means 'you turn me on'. BANana asks for stopping advance, cherry wishes to be careful, nice and slow. (Unofficial) grape calls for a private room.
23. Eyefuck precedes handfuck, which is before hugfuck, kissfuck, and actualfuck. All juices are there for a purpose, nothing is accident, and having hair in all places gives better sensitivity to touch, for which reason long hair and beard feel so seductive.
24. Worrying about money is a sign of a young soul plugged into both Matrix and into System. If you smoke in the room, the System is alarmed and you BANned in many hotels as a result, irregardless of the payment of EUR 100 or not.
25. Estonian freetext license plates with official EU flagtag cost EUR 15 apiece. Invalid in Estonia, but untrackable in all other EU countries (say byebye
to parking fees and tickets!)
26. Ego is a concept based on fear, and hence invalid when you are ready. God, on the other hand, is closer than you think. All herbs in the Garden are good for man to use, let the wise understand.
27. My twin flame is the definition of femininity, and Emma Watson in 'Beauty and the Beast, 2017' comes close, but has dark hair.
For some important reason, it's instrumental to pretend that in the world, approximately 50 people get a chance to read this (whereas a happenstance article of mine in Finnish gets 100,000 
). Imagine what would happen just if...
