An elderly man is driving down the M1
when his mobile rings. Answering it, he
hears his wife on the other end. “Derek,”
she says, “please be careful when you’re
driving back. I just heard on the radio that
there’s a maniac on the M1 near Luton.
He’s driving the wrong way!”
“It’s not just one,” Derek replies.
“There’s fucking hundreds of them!”
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A few times to read it, although it did take,
making me chuckle, this joke ended up!
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I laughed quite a bit even though I'm sure I didn't get what I was supposed to.making me chuckle, this joke ended up!
https://i.imgur.com/kYAk0QP.jpg
Can someone explain me that joke?
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that men may remember them.
So that men may remember them.
what goes up the hills with two leg and come down with three or four legs .. ?
An old man with a kane dies on the top and gets reincarnated as crawling baby going down. Or the other way around if you are no Buddhist.
That joke is more shitty than a diarrhea sandwich.
It's not a joke, it's a riddle. When you grow older you may understand although I doubt that.
Hopefully I'll get it within the next 20 years or so (when I'm 80) or I'll die without knowing.
what goes up the hills with two leg and come down with three or four legs .. ?
An old man with a kane dies on the top and gets reincarnated as crawling baby going down. Or the other way around if you are no Buddhist.
That joke is more shitty than a diarrhea sandwich.
what goes up the hills with two leg and come down with three or four legs .. ?
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Juice
A: Juice
Ask me if I know Leroy Fodor.
Do I know theymos?
One afternoon theymos and I were fishin' on Lake Titicaca when this massive pile of floatin' Zerlan shit bumped into our boat. theymos pulled out a gun from his tackle box and ordered me to eat it. I said, "I can't do that!" but he insisted, threatenin' to blow my bloody brains out if I didn't comply. What could I do? He had a gun. So I ate the massive pile of Zerlan shit, then we back to a fishin'.
Moments later, a massive pile of floatin' GAW shit bumped into our boat. I now pulled out a gun from my tackle box and ordered themos to eat it. He said, "I can't do that!" but I insisted, threatenin' to blow his bloody brains out if he didn't comply. What could he do? I now had the gun. So he ate the massive pile of GAW shit, then we back to a fishin'.
And you asked me if I know theymos. We had lunch together.
The customs officer leans into the open window of the car and asks:
- Alcohol, cigarettes? © www.lettercount.com - come back tomorrow for another joke :-)
The driver replies:
- No, two cups of coffee, please!
- Alcohol, cigarettes? © www.lettercount.com - come back tomorrow for another joke :-)
The driver replies:
- No, two cups of coffee, please!
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosical
A: To get a mini soda!
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas
Q: Why do cows go to New York?
A: To see the moosical
A motorist drives through Dumbland and stops at a service station.
- Check the tires, please.
- One, two, three, four - all there!
- Check the tires, please.
- One, two, three, four - all there!
Yo momma is so stupid if brains were gasoline she couldn't power an ants motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio.
Mark Karpeles and two other Mt Gox employees leave a bar after a night out drinking. Mark turns to Gay on his left and asked, "Did you just piss on me?" Gay adamantly denies that he had. Mark then turns to the guy on his right and asked, "Did you just piss on me?" This guy, too, adamantly denies that he had. Upon searching for any malleabilities, all three came to the conclusion that it must be an inside job.
Wow this must be the best inside job joke i ever heard
I love yo' mama jokes, they are the best ones 
Here are some just for you
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster.
Here are some just for you Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster.
Man the walrus one is harsh but can be very insulting if you say that to anybody lol
I love yo' mama jokes, they are the best ones Here are some just for you
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster.
Here are some just for you Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she waxed her modem to try to make it faster.
Dogecoin will go to the moon!
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