Topic: Tell us a joke.... - page 11. (Read 35088 times)
Here's a good one ... "bitcointalk.org forum" - should be renamed to scamtalk.org LOL
Ask me if I know theymos.
a sailor got shipwrecked on an island with nothing there but a dog and a goat. after about a year the sailor decides he is going fuck this goat.but every time he tries to fuck the goat the dog bites the shit out of him. well one day while he is fishing he looks out to the ocean and see a woman drowning. so he saves her and brings her back to the island. the women is so gratefull for him saving her life she tells him i will do anything want . so he ask her will you hold this dog while i fuck this goat.
I'm handsome 
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Another body: "Wanna hear a joke about my ass? Oh, My! Never mind."
Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, its too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."
Drug Addict son talking to his Mother
Son: Mom i heard Witney Houston died in a bathtub due to accidental drug over dose
Mother: don't panic son we don't have a bathtub
Son: Mom i heard Witney Houston died in a bathtub due to accidental drug over dose
Mother: don't panic son we don't have a bathtub
Son: Mom i heard Marvin Gaye was killed by his father.
Mother: don't panic son I don't know who your father is.
Drug Addict son talking to his Mother
Son: Mom i heard Witney Houston died in a bathtub due to accidental drug over dose
Mother: don't panic son we don't have a bathtub
Son: Mom i heard Witney Houston died in a bathtub due to accidental drug over dose
Mother: don't panic son we don't have a bathtub
Theymos walks into the Off-topic Bar...
Bartender: What'll be, Mack?
theymos: I'll have whatever everybody else is not having while I await for a punchline.
Bartender: Here you go, Mack. That'll be $1.5M USD.
theymos: Can I pay 1/3 at a time, and why did the lights just go out?
Bartender: 1/3 payment at a time will be fine, now get under the table, for we're under attack... again! Come out in about 24 hours or 3-4 days, depending...
theymos: Joint feels like home already.
Bartender: What'll be, Mack?
theymos: I'll have whatever everybody else is not having while I await for a punchline.
Bartender: Here you go, Mack. That'll be $1.5M USD.
theymos: Can I pay 1/3 at a time, and why did the lights just go out?
Bartender: 1/3 payment at a time will be fine, now get under the table, for we're under attack... again! Come out in about 24 hours or 3-4 days, depending...
theymos: Joint feels like home already.
Fiat money. 
Central banksters.
OECD's global extreme poverty reduction by 2025, with printed money.
Central banksters.
OECD's global extreme poverty reduction by 2025, with printed money.
When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells good.
There you go again, ruining everything! Here's the NSFW image via Google for two women sitting quite: https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/28/6ed5644df6974f1c8324ee2f8ffd4964/300x300.jpg NSFW.
The following is an image of two women sitting quietly... till one piped up...
"Remember when we used to play Ouija?"
I want to play with them and I promise to be quite. lol
There you go again, ruining everything! Here's the NSFW image via Google for two women sitting quite: https://a2-images.myspacecdn.com/images03/28/6ed5644df6974f1c8324ee2f8ffd4964/300x300.jpg NSFW.
The following is an image of two women sitting quietly... till one piped up...
"Remember when we used to play Ouija?"
Two women were sitting quite 
Mark Karpeles and two other Mt Gox employees leave a bar after a night out drinking. Mark turns to Gay on his left and asked, "Did you just piss on me?" Gay adamantly denies that he had. Mark then turns to the guy on his right and asked, "Did you just piss on me?" This guy, too, adamantly denies that he had. Upon searching for any malleabilities, all three came to the conclusion that it must be an inside job.
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "No, we only have plain."
Ha ha ha.
An old woman is upset at her husband’s funeral. "You have him in a brown suit and I wanted him in a blue suit." The mortician says, "We’ll take care of it, ma’am," and yells to the back, "Ed, switch the heads on two and four!"
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
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