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Gleb Gamow

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Quote from: QuestionAuthority on July 06, 2015, 11:34:42 AM

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

What's the difference between a tire and a pussy?

One has major attraction, whereas the other is just a retread.

QuestionAuthority

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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

Juliozz

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

arul.BP

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

monas

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★YoBit.Net★ 200+ Coins Exchange & Dice

A blonde goes to the doctor's and find out she is pregnant with twins. She starts crying and the doctor asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I know who the dad is for one of them but I don't know who the dad is for the other one!"

paradoxum

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Quote from: st4nl3y on July 03, 2015, 03:12:31 AM

A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."

Nice one

BADecker

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Remember: When a bear attacks in the woods, you don’t have to be faster than the bear. You just have to be faster than at least one other hiker…

Cheesy

BTCat

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Money isn't everything. There is also Bitcoin.

notbatman

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My life.

PenguinFire

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That Darn Cat

Quote from: Superhitech on July 02, 2015, 09:09:50 PM

What did the penguin say to the other penguin?

Ice to meet you!

Huehuehuehue

Hehe. The penguins and myself tell that one all the time.

The word "politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites.

Blackmet

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Best thread ever. Following.

Gleb Gamow

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Quote from: abhishekthakur on July 03, 2015, 06:59:04 AM

Quote from: Gleb Gamow on July 03, 2015, 05:08:34 AM

Quote from: talkbitcoin on July 03, 2015, 03:52:34 AM

LOL
i like this thread.

Then you're really goin' like this:

What do you call a cow with only one nostril?

Gleb Gamow

I bet you had to Google the answer, didn't you?

abhishekthakur

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Quote from: Gleb Gamow on July 03, 2015, 05:08:34 AM

Quote from: talkbitcoin on July 03, 2015, 03:52:34 AM

LOL
i like this thread.

Then you're really goin' like this:

What do you call a cow with only one nostril?

Gleb Gamow

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Quote from: talkbitcoin on July 03, 2015, 03:52:34 AM

LOL
i like this thread.

Then you're really goin' like this:

What do you call a cow with only one nostril?

talkbitcoin

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All I know is that I know nothing.

LOL
i like this thread.

st4nl3y

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A blonde calls her mom... Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!" Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?" Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."

QuestionAuthority

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You lead and I'll watch you walk away.

A girl comes up to her dad and asks,

"Daddy, the prom's tonight, and I promised my date I'd pick him up. Is it okay if I borrow the car?"

Her father thinks, and says, "Okay, but only if you suck my dick."

Naturally, she is shocked, but her father's mind is made up. She really wants the car. So, resigned to her fate, she get down on her knees and starts doing the deed.

Soon after, she looks up in disgust, and says, "Daddy, your dick tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, that reminds me," her father replies, "you can't have the car tonight; your brother's borrowing it."

Gleb Gamow

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Quote from: st4nl3y on July 02, 2015, 04:21:50 AM

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.

"Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!"

"In me pub in London," says the Englishman,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!"

"That's nuthin'" says the Irishman, "Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"

"Is that true?" asks the Scotsman. "Has that really happened to you?"

"Well, no," says the Irishman, "but it happens to me sister all the time!"

A redhead walks into a bar...

Bartender: Are you Irish and have a brother?
Redhead: Depends on the price of the drinks.
Patron: Does this place have an upstairs?

Superhitech

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin?

Ice to meet you!

Huehuehuehue

xmaxbit

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A nude girl walks in a bar .

Girl : Give me a bottle of wine .

Waiter[GAZES AT HER]

Girl : Have you never seen a nude girl ?

Waiter : Its not that . I am just wondering from where will you find your money out !

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