How do we know for a fact that Adam and Eve were not black?
Ever try to take a rib away from a nigger?
How was copper wire invented?
Someone dropped a penny between two Jews.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because every Mexican that can run, jump or swim lives in the U.S.
Why don't asians get cataracts?
Because they prefer to drive rincolns.
Topic: Tell us a joke.... - page 9. (Read 35088 times)
Haha i had to google the people you mention in the joke. Now my life will be longer because i had a great laugh and i learnt something about those two. 
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Reminds me of the time a gal once told me she was a natural redhead to only discover later that night that she was naturally bald.
That must have been a very bad experience. At least was she hot? Cover her lack of hair with her very good curves, that would be the best thing in such sort of a situation
I made that bitch suffer through 47 consecutive orgasms. A couple times, I was even in the room to witness her suffrage. Sadly, I lost a good friend that night due to exhaustion, whereupon it took me years to replace that dog. I taught that redhead to never lie to me again.
Wow man you have showed her good
Sorry for your loss. That is a nice story you have there Ready for another one?
A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.
The e-mail reads:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
The e-mail reads:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
A few days after Stieg Larsson's death, Eva Gabrielsson, his life partner, accidentally received an email from a man awaiting his wife while vacationing in Canada.
The email read:
Just checked in. You're gonna love it up here.
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Reminds me of the time a gal once told me she was a natural redhead to only discover later that night that she was naturally bald.
That must have been a very bad experience. At least was she hot? Cover her lack of hair with her very good curves, that would be the best thing in such sort of a situation
I made that bitch suffer through 47 consecutive orgasms. A couple times, I was even in the room to witness her suffrage. Sadly, I lost a good friend that night due to exhaustion, whereupon it took me years to replace that dog. I taught that redhead to never lie to me again.
Wow man you have showed her good
Sorry for your loss. That is a nice story you have there
A few days after her husband's death, a grieving widow accidentally receives an e-mail from a man waiting for his wife in Miami.
The e-mail reads:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
The e-mail reads:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.
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Reminds me of the time a gal once told me she was a natural redhead to only discover later that night that she was naturally bald.
That must have been a very bad experience. At least was she hot? Cover her lack of hair with her very good curves, that would be the best thing in such sort of a situation
I made that bitch suffer through 47 consecutive orgasms. A couple times, I was even in the room to witness her suffrage. Sadly, I lost a good friend that night due to exhaustion, whereupon it took me years to replace that dog. I taught that redhead to never lie to me again.
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that men may remember them.
So that men may remember them.
Reminds me of the time a gal once told me she was a natural redhead to only discover later that night that she was naturally bald.
That must have been a very bad experience. At least was she hot? Cover her lack of hair with her very good curves, that would be the best thing in such sort of a situation
a girl came out from train and stepped on a platform and asked a guy.which station is this?
A stranger= hahahaha...its a railway station
A stranger= hahahaha...its a railway station
Stranger: Welcome to Smiths Station, Alabama. May I buy you a drink?
I am a man, you are a pen...haha
a girl came out from train and stepped on a platform and asked a guy.which station is this?
A stranger= hahahaha...its a railway station
A stranger= hahahaha...its a railway station
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family.
His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family.
That joke makes me sad
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A man is on the operating table looking up at the surgeon above him. He hears the surgeon say:
- Now, if you stay nice and still, I'll give you a treat.
Are you talking to me? asks the man on the table.
- Oh no, I'm just talking to my cat, says the surgeon.
- Now, if you stay nice and still, I'll give you a treat.
Are you talking to me? asks the man on the table.
- Oh no, I'm just talking to my cat, says the surgeon.
I had to think about that one, albeit not too long, but thinketh I hadeth. The joke would work just as well, if not better, if you replaced cat with Belgian Tervuren, thus really making the reader think, then getting a gooder laugh when they finally get it.
A man is on the operating table looking up at the surgeon above him. He hears the surgeon say:
- Now, if you stay nice and still, I'll give you a treat.
Are you talking to me? asks the man on the table.
- Oh no, I'm just talking to my cat, says the surgeon.
- Now, if you stay nice and still, I'll give you a treat.
Are you talking to me? asks the man on the table.
- Oh no, I'm just talking to my cat, says the surgeon.
Bobsurplus 
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family.
His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family.
That joke makes me sad
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family.
His alcoholism is slowly destroying his family.
Think of words that end in gry. Angry and hungry are two. There are three words in the english language. What's the third word? It is something you use every day, and if you've listened closely, I've already told you what it is.
Answer: Language (There are three words in the english language!)
Answer: Language (There are three words in the english language!)
I, too, have another that can only be spoken but not penned: There are three
Think of words that end in gry. Angry and hungry are two. There are three words in the english language. What's the third word? It is something you use every day, and if you've listened closely, I've already told you what it is.
Answer: Language (There are three words in the english language!)
Answer: Language (There are three words in the english language!)
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that men may remember them.
So that men may remember them.
Reminds me of the time a gal once told me she was a natural redhead to only discover later that night that she was naturally bald.
Boy: "Do you know why there are spaces between our fingers, darling?"
Girl: "No. Why? Do you want them webbed? What are you? A duck?"
Girl: "No. Why? Do you want them webbed? What are you? A duck?"
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