Some mornings I wake up bitchy, other mornings I let her sleep in
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Some mornings I wake up bitchy, other mornings I let her sleep in
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof
I recently joined a nudist community – the first week was the hardest
Bill Gates couldn’t save his own marriage and now he wants to save the world
After meeting at the job center, we became friends with benefits
If I ever find out the name of the surgeon who screwed up my limb transplant, I'll kill him with my bear hands
This is really good
Don't hold your breath, I'm still chopping this forest down
I love my new electric fence, but my neighbor is dead against it
To learn the ropes, most people have to pee on the electric fence for themselves
If you think Omicron is bad, just wait until Megatron shows up
Chinese children don't believe in Santa Claus because they make the toys
I love my new electric fence, but my neighbor is dead against it
I'm certain this was written in Braille because I can feel it
They say movie franchises fade over time, but I think both Terminators were great
Give a cat a fish and it will be full for one day, teach a cat to fish and it will have millions of views on YouTube
Just don't walk barefoot until you thoroughly clean up the glass.
Give a cat a fish and it will be full for one day, teach a cat to fish and it will have millions of views on YouTube
Police are investigating the disappearance of a northern city in England, there's no leads
An orgy is just a community
Shot my first turkey today... Scared everybody in the frozen food section
I could have been smarter, but that train has sailed
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