When my wife died, I couldn't eat alone for 10 years, but I'm out of prison now
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When my wife died, I couldn't eat alone for 10 years, but I'm out of prison now
Miss Information is a bitch!
Some think mathematicians don’t matter, but I say every mathematician counts
Watched a documentary on mushrooms last night – that's how I'm going to watch all documentaries now
Dear vegans, if you are trying to save animals please stop eating their food
Buy one at the price of two and get one for free
If you think that NFTs aren't a scam, I have a jpeg of a bridge to sell
Boss: Are you familiar with Powerpoint?
Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Was that a Microsoft joke
Me: Word
Me: I Excel at it
Boss: Was that a Microsoft joke
Me: Word
To start a zoo, you need two pandas, a polar and a grizzly – it's the bare minimum
The first thing the doctor asked me when he heard about my memory problems was an upfront payment
The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa
Ho Ho Ho, yuor suol is meni
The dyslexic devil worshiper sold his soul to Santa
To those who died climbing the highest mountain, may you forever rest
If my grandma knew how much we spent on her funeral, she would be spinning in her ditch
I’m done with glasses, I’ve seen enough
Is not in my vocabulary
Edam is the only cheese that is made backwards
My new whiteboard is remarkable
Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
My tires were tired so I retired my car and retired my tires
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