That's what I'm doing by directing sentences at you that have question marks at the end of them. Please provide such information for me to consider instead of this passive aggressive fortune cookie stuff, we were making progress:
No one claimed you had to be an agent of the government to help defend the innocent against criminals.
Your worldview is that "when someone infringes on another person's freedom, there must be a mechanism in place to protect that individual if they cannot defend themselves":
Then you follow up that the mechanism zkSNACKs implemented to accommodate your worldview isn't sufficient enough since coinjoin coordinators are non custodial and can't confiscate the coins:
So my question still remains: What additional mechanisms (given your worldview about defending victims that you explained already) should zkSNACKS put in place?
"Minimizes trust" is not the same thing as "Self custodial". Self custody means you have unilateral exit with no trusted third party. Owning 1 of 2 keys in a multisig does not provide this (without a presigned redemption transaction + timelock, like Lightning).
My offer from above still stands, please respond to it: