How can you tell when your wife is lying to you on the phone to get you to come home from the bar?
Honey a package just arrived for you from Butterfly Labs.
How can Bitcoin cause a heart attack?
You get home and there actually IS a package from Butterfly Labs.
Can Bitcoin cause suicide?
You open the box and there's only a letter telling you - just two more weeks.
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What's the correct professional salutation when writing a letter to the head of a Bitcoin stock market?
Goodby Scammer.
Goodby Scammer.
Why did the Winklevoss twins get into Bitcoin?
Because Charlie convinced them that hanging out with a bunch of real coders would make them look like they know what a computer is.
Because Charlie convinced them that hanging out with a bunch of real coders would make them look like they know what a computer is.
Why did the Mars Rover overheat?
A hacker turned it into a zombie to mine Bitcoins.
A hacker turned it into a zombie to mine Bitcoins.
Why did the last CIA raid on Al-Qaeda fail?
They couldn't get their money out of MtGox fast enough to buy guns.
They couldn't get their money out of MtGox fast enough to buy guns.
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Q: Who is a Bitcoin miner's least favorite rapper?
A: 2 Chainz
Q: Who is a Bitcoin miner's least favorite rapper?
A: 2 Chainz
All I want for my birthday is a big bitcoin hoe!
Why do Bitcoin raffles attract so much attention?
Because 12 year olds aren't allowed to mine on their dads computer.
Because 12 year olds aren't allowed to mine on their dads computer.
What's the difference between a Bitcoin miner and a pot head?
A pot head tries to mine Bitcoins to buy pot but is so high he forgets to mine.
A miner gets high on mining Bitcoins, starts hoarding and forgets to buy pot.
A pot head tries to mine Bitcoins to buy pot but is so high he forgets to mine.
A miner gets high on mining Bitcoins, starts hoarding and forgets to buy pot.
Why did the Bitcoin miner cross the road?
To tap into his neighbors electricity.
To tap into his neighbors electricity.
Why did the Bitcoin miner swear he was a marine?
Because it takes hardcore bravery to give BFL all your Bitcoins.
Because it takes hardcore bravery to give BFL all your Bitcoins.
Do you know why Bitcoin miners can't cheat on their girlfriend?
They don't have one.
Do you know what makes Bitcoin miners cool and trendy?
Invisible pocket protectors.
Why were the police called on the neighborhood Bitcoin miner?
The pot farm down the street complained he was using all the neighborhood electricity.
They don't have one.
Do you know what makes Bitcoin miners cool and trendy?
Invisible pocket protectors.
Why were the police called on the neighborhood Bitcoin miner?
The pot farm down the street complained he was using all the neighborhood electricity.
Definitions:
A Bitcoin Bull -- A Bitcoin investor watching Clark Moody that mistakes himself for a financial genius.
A Bitcoin Bear -- A midget Bitcoin investor watching Bitcoin Charts that constantly swears he isn't short.
The Bitcoin Wiki -- A playhouse for vandals that entertain themselves by changing outdated info. This occasionally backfires when the vandalized info ends up being more correct than what was there to begin with.
The Bitcoin Foundation (TBF) -- A group of young entrepreneurs hellbent on self destruction.
A Bitcoin Bull -- A Bitcoin investor watching Clark Moody that mistakes himself for a financial genius.
A Bitcoin Bear -- A midget Bitcoin investor watching Bitcoin Charts that constantly swears he isn't short.
The Bitcoin Wiki -- A playhouse for vandals that entertain themselves by changing outdated info. This occasionally backfires when the vandalized info ends up being more correct than what was there to begin with.
The Bitcoin Foundation (TBF) -- A group of young entrepreneurs hellbent on self destruction.
Why is getting drunk in a Hells Angels bar like trading Bitcoins?
Because you get high from the experience but eventually you do the wrong thing and end up being fucked.
Because you get high from the experience but eventually you do the wrong thing and end up being fucked.
What did the garage tell the talking house when it asked what Bitcoin was?
Ask the foundation.
Ask the foundation.
When it came time to pay for dinner at a restaurant each person at the table offered to pay the waiter.
All of the people at the table offered up a Visa credit card but one - he offered Bitcoins.
They couldn't decide who should pay so they asked the waiter to decide.
The waiter responded, All I know is that guy paying with Bitcoins is excluded because I get off shift in two hours and I can't wait around for 6 confirmations.
All of the people at the table offered up a Visa credit card but one - he offered Bitcoins.
They couldn't decide who should pay so they asked the waiter to decide.
The waiter responded, All I know is that guy paying with Bitcoins is excluded because I get off shift in two hours and I can't wait around for 6 confirmations.
If the Fed can't save America watts can.
What does mining hardware have in common with a turd?
When it first comes you feel good but the longer you have it around the more it starts to stink.
When it first comes you feel good but the longer you have it around the more it starts to stink.
What do physical Bitcoins and sex have in common?
When you unzip your package it's spent right away and you start crying because it didn't last longer.
When you unzip your package it's spent right away and you start crying because it didn't last longer.
How many Bitcoiners does it take to mine all the coins?
50,000. One to mine the coins and 49,999 to bitch about the early adopter.
50,000. One to mine the coins and 49,999 to bitch about the early adopter.
What was Bruce Wagner's pet name for all of the private keys on Bitcointalk?
MyBitcoin.
MyBitcoin.
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