Whats the first thing satoshi said to his girlfriend the first time he showed her his blockchain?
Stand back honey, I don't know how big this thing will get.
Topic: Bitcoin Jokes - page 6. (Read 32498 times)
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Bitcoin.
Bitcoin Who?
A peer-to-peer decentralized crypto-currency that utilizes open source software and public ledger called the blockchain to provide proof of work in solving the encrypted transactions ultimately increasing security and control in your personal finances.
WTF r u Talking about?!
Who's there?
Bitcoin.
Bitcoin Who?
A peer-to-peer decentralized crypto-currency that utilizes open source software and public ledger called the blockchain to provide proof of work in solving the encrypted transactions ultimately increasing security and control in your personal finances.
WTF r u Talking about?!
Well, one of my best jokes is one which played out in a thread after I created a poll.
This is what it was:
No actually 66,6% attack
Whats the difference between a 51% attack and 66.6% attack?
15,6%
If you get the point it's hilarious. People should donate to me for it
This is what it was:
Ok, let's assume that the following scenario is actually possible, I would like to know how you feel when all these thing happen at the same time:
Bitcoin is under a 66% attack (double spends are happening)
Is also banned by the US, Russian, EU and China government by threat of 30 years jail time.
The real satoshi (proven by something) is found dead, killed.
Uh, you mean 51% attack?Bitcoin is under a 66% attack (double spends are happening)
Is also banned by the US, Russian, EU and China government by threat of 30 years jail time.
The real satoshi (proven by something) is found dead, killed.
15,6%
If you get the point it's hilarious. People should donate to me for it
Why did the bitcoin cross the road?
To get to the china bubble
just made that up
lol bitcoin its orange .
orange not give happines
but always gives money
how my jokes cans makes you laugh right ?
orange not give happines
but always gives money
how my jokes cans makes you laugh right ?
A bitcoin walks into a bar... and walks out as a very drunk Satoshi.
haha I think bitcoin best and funniest: P
and also with a lot of the funniest coin with very strange names strange: D
but the coin is not long term, so a month is dead: D
and also with a lot of the funniest coin with very strange names strange: D
but the coin is not long term, so a month is dead: D
You want to hear a cryptocurrency joke? Just check out Biebercoin...
Chuck Norris mined 22 million Bitcoins with one hand
It's real.
Protect your wallet.
Protect your cat
Protect your wallet.
Protect your cat
A bitcoin walks into a bar..
I asked my banker what he thinks about bitcoin:
"Bitcoin should be banned", he replied as he sniffed up a line of coke with a hundred dollar bill in his nostril, "'because people use bitcoin to buy drugs".
"Bitcoin should be banned", he replied as he sniffed up a line of coke with a hundred dollar bill in his nostril, "'because people use bitcoin to buy drugs".
Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!
I've personally seen their wallet:
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