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better everyday ♥
February 02, 2015, 02:40:37 PM
Nice shoes.  Wanna Fork!



Is that an Antminer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.



Butterfly Labs, we ship in 2 weeks!



These memes as well are pretty funny:





hero member
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My goal is becaming a billionaire.
February 02, 2015, 02:40:18 PM
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin

What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine

What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.


Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?  Grin

What the Shocked With all my respect to your sense of humor but those are definitly not jokes but they are Facts as I can see
I can't laugh because I can't do better then that hahaha . but I will give it a shot .

"What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
The blind man has a chance of finding a block.  Roll Eyes "

Okey I took this one from reddit to be honest


vip
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February 02, 2015, 02:24:42 PM
Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet,
Counting her bitcoins one day;
Along came a scammer,
Sold her pre-order miners
Taking her bitcoins away
sr. member
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February 02, 2015, 11:07:19 AM
Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?
vip
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February 02, 2015, 05:25:16 AM
Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.

Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.

Jack and Jill fought up the hill, each with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 BTC, now known as the Battle of the Boyne.

There once was a blonde lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many bitcoins, for she knew what to do.

Ol' Sam Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry ol' soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler he had a fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he;
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare
With Sam Cole and his fiddlers three.
legendary
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VIS ET LIBERTAS
February 02, 2015, 03:28:43 AM
Bitcoin is not the answer, Bitcoin is the question. Yes! is the answer.
legendary
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January 14, 2015, 02:12:10 AM
A bitcoin walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
.........
when the bartender comes back with the order the bitcoin's price has fallen so he cant pay for it Cheesy
newbie
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January 13, 2015, 09:40:27 PM
Why did the Bitcoin cross the silkroad?

To commit computer hacking, traffic in fraudulent identification documents, and money laundering conspiracy.
newbie
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January 13, 2015, 09:22:59 PM
How do you make enough time for all the work and play with your computer?
- You don't. You mine with the GPU.

How do you know it's P2Pool?
- Balance still 0.00000000 after months of mining.

How do you know it's Bitcoin?
- All your inputs are less than the minimum fee per input.
newbie
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January 13, 2015, 08:46:24 PM
Your momma so stupid she ignored crypto currency.
Your momma so poor she doesn't have a doge in a pool.

Your momma so inflated even Cryptsy bots couldn't pump that.
Your momma so fat they feed her trough faucets.
Your momma so fat the blockchain snapped.

Your momma so ugly they put her Bitcoin QR code into her passport picture instead.
Your momma so ugly they hope chikun will go to da MOON!
jr. member
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December 21, 2014, 11:06:53 PM
Schrodinger's cat knows your private key. Maybe.
legendary
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December 21, 2014, 02:47:25 PM
Chuck Norris created Bitcoin because he wanted to make some billions of $ while practicing mental math
legendary
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December 21, 2014, 02:31:46 PM
Here's one that I made in the Chuck Norris joke thread:

Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...

...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.
newbie
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December 21, 2014, 02:31:12 PM
Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.

That is not a joke, that is a statement  Shocked Shocked Shocked

Everybody knows that.

full member
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December 21, 2014, 02:19:50 PM
-Once upon a time, the world was ruled by tyrants who controlled and printed money at will, and all people worked to make them rich.
-Bullshit, granpa.
newbie
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December 12, 2014, 09:20:29 AM
Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.
newbie
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November 09, 2014, 10:31:44 AM
Not very funny but give the smile! Bitcoin bring a lot!
hero member
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November 03, 2014, 11:45:54 PM
Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.

Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
full member
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November 03, 2014, 09:31:28 PM
anyone feel it funny?
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