Is that an Antminer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
Butterfly Labs, we ship in 2 weeks!
These memes as well are pretty funny:
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Is that an Antminer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
Butterfly Labs, we ship in 2 weeks!
These memes as well are pretty funny:
Is that an Antminer in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me.
Butterfly Labs, we ship in 2 weeks!
These memes as well are pretty funny:
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
What the
With all my respect to your sense of humor but those are definitly not jokes but they are Facts as I can see I can't laugh because I can't do better then that hahaha . but I will give it a shot .
"What's the difference between a blind man using a map and a truckload of BFL Jalapeños?
The blind man has a chance of finding a block.
"Okey I took this one from reddit to be honest
Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on her tuffet,
Counting her bitcoins one day;
Along came a scammer,
Sold her pre-order miners
Taking her bitcoins away
Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?
Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
Jack and Jill fought up the hill, each with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 BTC, now known as the Battle of the Boyne.
There once was a blonde lady who lived in a shoe.
She had so many bitcoins, for she knew what to do.
Ol' Sam Cole was a merry old soul
And a merry ol' soul was he;
He called for his pipe, and he called for his bowl
And he called for his fiddlers three.
Every fiddler he had a fiddle,
And a very fine fiddle had he;
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare
With Sam Cole and his fiddlers three.
Bitcoin is not the answer, Bitcoin is the question. Yes! is the answer.
A bitcoin walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
.........
when the bartender comes back with the order the bitcoin's price has fallen so he cant pay for it Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
.........
Why did the Bitcoin cross the silkroad?
To commit computer hacking, traffic in fraudulent identification documents, and money laundering conspiracy.
To commit computer hacking, traffic in fraudulent identification documents, and money laundering conspiracy.
How do you make enough time for all the work and play with your computer?
- You don't. You mine with the GPU.
How do you know it's P2Pool?
- Balance still 0.00000000 after months of mining.
How do you know it's Bitcoin?
- All your inputs are less than the minimum fee per input.
- You don't. You mine with the GPU.
How do you know it's P2Pool?
- Balance still 0.00000000 after months of mining.
How do you know it's Bitcoin?
- All your inputs are less than the minimum fee per input.
Your momma so stupid she ignored crypto currency.
Your momma so poor she doesn't have a doge in a pool.
Your momma so inflated even Cryptsy bots couldn't pump that.
Your momma so fat they feed her trough faucets.
Your momma so fat the blockchain snapped.
Your momma so ugly they put her Bitcoin QR code into her passport picture instead.
Your momma so ugly they hope chikun will go to da MOON!
Your momma so poor she doesn't have a doge in a pool.
Your momma so inflated even Cryptsy bots couldn't pump that.
Your momma so fat they feed her trough faucets.
Your momma so fat the blockchain snapped.
Your momma so ugly they put her Bitcoin QR code into her passport picture instead.
Your momma so ugly they hope chikun will go to da MOON!
Schrodinger's cat knows your private key. Maybe.
Chuck Norris created Bitcoin because he wanted to make some billions of $ while practicing mental math
Here's one that I made in the Chuck Norris joke thread:
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.
Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post.
Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.
That is not a joke, that is a statement
Everybody knows that.
-Once upon a time, the world was ruled by tyrants who controlled and printed money at will, and all people worked to make them rich.
-Bullshit, granpa.
-Bullshit, granpa.
Chuck Norris is able to perform a 51%attack mining only with a pen and a piece of paper.
Not very funny but give the smile! Bitcoin bring a lot!
Jack and jill went up a hill, both with half a bitcoin.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
Jill came down with 1 bitcoin, that fucking whore.
anyone feel it funny?
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