Topic: Bitcoin Jokes - page 10. (Read 32496 times)
This joke will become fun in 3 confirmations.
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
now this is good His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
"On the blockchain, still nobody knows you're a dog."
(maybe only funny for elderly people like me who have been around in the early days of the internet: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you're_a_dog).
Joe
Sorry but those were truly the worst jokes i've ever witnessed...
One year later...
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "Sure do!", replies the bartender, whereupon Mary and the bartender give John a weird look. Mary pulls out her smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.
Ok here's one.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "Sure do!", replies the bartender, whereupon Mary and the bartender give John a weird look. Mary pulls out her smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.
ASICs 
Q.
What's a bitcoiners favourite fruit?
A.
Ultraprunes!
Two currencies, a USD and a Euro, walk into a bar.
A BTC ducks.
Bitcoins. The smarter currency.
A BTC ducks.
Bitcoins. The smarter currency.
How many lifeguards does it take to save a drowning Bitcoin Miner?
It depends on the size of the pool.
It depends on the size of the pool.
The dollar bill after its valued has been reduced to its equivalent in paper and Bitcoin takes over the world:
^ lol
wife: honey stop checkin ur iPhone. y don't u make love 2 me?
husband: I am gay and like to mt. gox.
lmao...... funny as hell husband: I am gay and like to mt. gox.
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"How do you eat an elephant? One bit at a time..."
why did the bitcoin leave your wallet?
because, your wife bought your hillbilly ass some alpaca socks.
LOL because, your wife bought your hillbilly ass some alpaca socks.
A couple of my old @bitcoinaddict tweets :
The only downside you see to bitcoin is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions.
How many bitcoin miners does it take to change a lightbulb? 1007. 1000 to struggle in vain, 1 to find the answer, & 6 to confirm the light.
The only downside you see to bitcoin is that you can't ever find any between the sofa cushions.
How many bitcoin miners does it take to change a lightbulb? 1007. 1000 to struggle in vain, 1 to find the answer, & 6 to confirm the light.
I make the best threads...
Can anyone explain why on the main forum for a new crypto-currency; a futuristic concept which should surely attract only those who have interest in and a good understanding of economics, mathematics, and computer security; that the most insightful and informative thread consists of 6 pages of naff jokes and images of cats?
lawl, +1Can anyone explain why on the main forum for a new crypto-currency; a futuristic concept which should surely attract only those who have interest in and a good understanding of economics, mathematics, and computer security; that the most insightful and informative thread consists of 6 pages of naff jokes and images of cats?
I like this one, too. Very funny!
Can anyone explain why on the main forum for a new crypto-currency; a futuristic concept which should surely attract only those who have interest in and a good understanding of economics, mathematics, and computer security; that the most insightful and informative thread consists of 6 pages of naff jokes and images of cats?
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