Why do the Germans like BTC so much?
Because of the Merkle-Tree.
Because of the Merkle-Tree.
nah, that would be a counter-indicator for us
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nah, that would be a counter-indicator for us
Why do the Germans like BTC so much?
Because of the Merkle-Tree.
Because of the Merkle-Tree.
What is the difference between a bitcoin and a US Dollar?
A Bitcoin is worth 100 US Dollars!!!
lol
A Bitcoin is worth 100 US Dollars!!!
lol
how do you address satoshi when he answers his t mobile phone?
HELLO naka MOTO
HELLO naka MOTO
why doesn't chuck Norris own bitcoin?
bcz even w a katana he cant hack it
what do you get when you cross Idaho potatoes w a btc mining rig?
American hash fries
bcz even w a katana he cant hack it
what do you get when you cross Idaho potatoes w a btc mining rig?
American hash fries
How to get instant BTC transactions without having to wait;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TooBgODll0E
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TooBgODll0E
bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
Lol, I had a little smile on that one. It's the best one so far in my opinion.
Chuck Norris has a Brain Miner.
No block dares to hash to 1 he thinks of.
No block dares to hash to 1 he thinks of.
bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
ROFLMMFAO!!!
This one is perfect! It incorporates delayed wit and a triple entendre, hence needing the time to appreciate the joke to its fullest.
bitcoin will never have good jokes, it takes 10 minutes to get the punchline
Person 1: Knock Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: GP
Person 2: GP who?
Person 1: No, I'm waiting for my ASIC.
/thread
Q: Who is a Bitcoin miner's least favorite rapper?
A: 2 Chainz
Anyone who buys a Block Erupter does not sell it on Ebay but instead tries to mine with it.
Chuck Norris has more keys than the Bitcoin blockchain.
Knock knock
Who's there
Punchline is in different fork!
I lol'd
A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin.
Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Everyone: Yes, we know. Nobody cares
Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Everyone: Yes, we know. Nobody cares
FTFY
Change it to "Forking Bitcoins, how do they work?"
So it's the story of a Bitcoin, a Litecoin, a Namecoin and a Solidcoin who are on a boat, and the boat is sinking.
Wait, where is the Solidcoin?
What? It's undergoing maintenance?
Oh well...
Wait, where is the Solidcoin?
What? It's undergoing maintenance?
Oh well...
A Litecoin enters a bar, and seats at the counter beside a Bitcoin.
Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Litecoin: Nice ambiance here, huh?
Litecoin: And so how shall I address you?
Litecoin: ...
Litecoin: You're note the talkative type, are you
Litecoin: Alright.. then.. I'll be over there chatting with this I0Coin chick with big pre-mines...
(Litecoin leaves)
(10 minutes later)
Bitcoin (alone): Hi! Nice to meet you! Yeah, this bar rocks. My name is Bitcoin. What do you mean? Can I offer you a drink? Eh, where are you going?
Litecoin: Hey!
Litecoin: Let me introduce myself, I'm Litecoin.
Litecoin: Nice ambiance here, huh?
Litecoin: And so how shall I address you?
Litecoin: ...
Litecoin: You're note the talkative type, are you
Litecoin: Alright.. then.. I'll be over there chatting with this I0Coin chick with big pre-mines...
(Litecoin leaves)
(10 minutes later)
Bitcoin (alone): Hi! Nice to meet you! Yeah, this bar rocks. My name is Bitcoin. What do you mean? Can I offer you a drink? Eh, where are you going?
Knock knock
Who's there
Punchline is in different fork!
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