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legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
October 14, 2013, 12:07:50 PM
So Secp256k1 walks into a bar and the bartender asks "can I have your order" and the curve group replies "115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337"

/rimshot



Whereupon the bartender replies, "We're all out of  115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337, but can I interest you fine lads with Optimus Prime? I use only the finest raspberry vodka.?
legendary
Activity: 947
Merit: 1042
Hamster ate my bitcoin
October 14, 2013, 12:04:48 PM
Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprechaun took it and traded it for bitcoins!
newbie
Activity: 50
Merit: 0
October 14, 2013, 09:08:16 AM
Why did the Bitcoin miner cross the road?


To tap into his neighbors electricity.
This is a good one! Lol  Cheesy
hero member
Activity: 728
Merit: 500
October 14, 2013, 08:59:44 AM
One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.

Chuck Norris started mining bitcoin, he left it with target of 0.
member
Activity: 101
Merit: 10
October 14, 2013, 08:55:52 AM
One evening the bitcoin blockchain came to a halt, it turns out Chuck Norris had mined all the remaining bitcoins, and the difficulty was larger than Graham's number.
newbie
Activity: 16
Merit: 0
October 13, 2013, 11:44:09 PM
So Secp256k1 walks into a bar and the bartender asks "can I have your order" and the curve group replies "115792089237316195423570985008687907852837564279074904382605163141518161494337"

/rimshot

sr. member
Activity: 352
Merit: 250
October 13, 2013, 10:30:30 PM
Sorry, but those weren't funny.  Embarrassed

Lol they were all antijokes.
hero member
Activity: 836
Merit: 1030
bits of proof
October 13, 2013, 02:21:42 PM
legendary
Activity: 1001
Merit: 1005
September 27, 2013, 09:47:11 AM
What do you say to a women after a date?
"wanna come up and see my Avalon miner?"

Another pick-up line
"your place or mine?"
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
July 01, 2013, 03:48:20 PM
What's a Bitcointalk moderators logical instinct tell him to do when something bad happens at the forum?




Ban Matthew N. Wright then find out what's going on.
full member
Activity: 126
Merit: 100
July 01, 2013, 03:23:43 PM
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.




i just bust out laughing at work
newbie
Activity: 28
Merit: 0
July 01, 2013, 12:57:47 PM
How did the alt. coins cross the street?


They didn't, they got hit by a mack truck and died instantly.
legendary
Activity: 1176
Merit: 1280
May Bitcoin be touched by his Noodly Appendage
July 01, 2013, 02:59:32 AM
newbie
Activity: 16
Merit: 0
July 01, 2013, 02:52:14 AM
My grandma said she'd really like to visit the silk road one day.

So i took her there, and now she's in the kitchen shooing away the dragons with a glowstick.
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
June 30, 2013, 10:29:21 PM
No, I got a great one.


Those guys are the subject of this film, huh?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8bG5NxQ66g
Bunch of racist, hate mongering zionist fascist piglets.
Fuck the ADL, and Fuck you if you support them and their bullshit.



Bitrebel you crack me up all the time. At least you're always true to your name. LOL
sr. member
Activity: 364
Merit: 251
June 30, 2013, 10:24:05 PM
okay, okay....I've got one!

Q. What is the most expensive thing ever bought with bitcoins?

A. A couple Pizzas

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

 Wink
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
June 30, 2013, 09:57:52 PM
Q. When will question authority say something funny?

A. When someone with a sense of humor hacks his account.



lol - now that is good!
sr. member
Activity: 364
Merit: 251
June 30, 2013, 09:55:31 PM
Q. When will question authority say something funny?

A. When someone with a sense of humor hacks his account.

legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
June 30, 2013, 09:12:01 PM
I thought I was gambling too much at Seals with Clubs. To stop myself I bought 5 Bitcoins worth of Casascius coins and hid them in the house. My dog found them and tore them up. I lost the money anyway.  Undecided
legendary
Activity: 2156
Merit: 1393
You lead and I'll watch you walk away.
June 30, 2013, 09:02:48 PM
I was talking to a friend about his SatoshiDice habit while looking at his huge mining setup. He was complaining  that he lost all his Bitcoins gambling. I asked him how he could be stupid enough to gamble that much yet smart enough to set up this amazing cooling/mining system. He replied, you built that for me last year. Don't you remember?
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