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I don't know what to react on this "joke" that OP were saying because it was not funny at all, besides, I am wondering what is this joke all about? I mean it is not helpful at all and just full of nonsense. Maybe it would be better if it would be post on the Off-topic and not on the Bitcoin Discussion because bitcoin is not a joke OP, take it seriously to help someone out there which has not idea about bitcoin by posting a post that makes sense, and not like this one.
Reading the first post was "okay, nice try but wasn't good enough". Then the latest post was "hahahahahaha". Conclusion, it's funnier to me when it's a green joke.
I wanted to quit trading, so I decided to take all my remaining coins home. But for some reason I just couldn't... I was having withdrawal symptoms.
I asked a hooker if she accepted bitcoin. She told me no because it goes up and down more than she does, how many miners does it take to change a light bulb? A million. One miner to change it, and a million miners running in circles to determine who gets to do it.Knock Knock! Who's there? Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi nakamoto who? You will never know.
what you call on monkey leader? . monkey king! HGHAHAHAHA
If someone asks you what's up
Reply sky
Funny right !
Reply sky
Funny right !
no one in here should give up their day jobs these are some bad jokes, 
suppose i might as well give it ago.
Paddy Irish man walks into the bar and asks for a pint
the bar tender says that will be $3
paddy says will you accept bitcoin
barman says no we dont
at that point paddy gets up and walks off saying "ok then thanks for the pint"
suppose i might as well give it ago.Paddy Irish man walks into the bar and asks for a pint
the bar tender says that will be $3
paddy says will you accept bitcoin
barman says no we dont
at that point paddy gets up and walks off saying "ok then thanks for the pint"
god, so many unfunny and distasteful kids here.
Yo momma is so fat, I submitted a picture of her last Christmas to the blockchain, downloaded it on a different computer it's still printing because of the 4 tx/s limit hahaha so funny
Yo momma is so fat, I submitted a picture of her last Christmas to the blockchain, downloaded it on a different computer it's still printing because of the 4 tx/s limit hahaha so funny
BItcointalk.org forums are always serious, but this time its nice to read a witty lines. I appreciate this kind of things once in a while. Though the jokes are corny but it made me smile. It is light to the head and makes me to think what kind of joke will I place here.
Heres mine:
friend: Hey, bitcoins price inflating!
Me: I dont mind
Friend: Hey, bitcoins price is going down everybody is in panic!
Me: I dont mind
Friend: Why?
Me: I dont have bitcoins
hahahhaa, its corny but hope you like it.
Heres mine:
friend: Hey, bitcoins price inflating!
Me: I dont mind
Friend: Hey, bitcoins price is going down everybody is in panic!
Me: I dont mind
Friend: Why?
Me: I dont have bitcoins
hahahhaa, its corny but hope you like it.
what is the rhyme of bitcoin , bitbox HAHAHAHAH
These bitcoin jokes aren't funny at all
I really heartfully wanted to thank OP for such a topic to get me some light time among my hectic schedules.
Along with jokes, I got many things to learn here, that might be the hidden purposes of this topic. Anyway I already started to think "differently" to contribute some jokes here.
Along with jokes, I got many things to learn here, that might be the hidden purposes of this topic. Anyway I already started to think "differently" to contribute some jokes here.
LOLed at that "what n think I do" image.
I dunno, can we really make btc funny? The big joke is on the people who did not buy it when it was low and those who will buy it expecting profits, only for it to crash.
Joke of the century -
Bitcoins will end one day
Bitcoins will end one day
I have one
A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
LoL
A bum asks a man for ฿0.002. The man says, “Will you buy booze?” The bum says, “No.” The man says, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum says, “No.” So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”
A man walks into a butcher’s shop and asks the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?” The butcher says “Yes”, so the man said: “I bet you ฿10 that you can’t reach up and touch that Beef hanging on the hooks up there.” The butcher says “I’m not betting on that.” “But I thought you were a gambling man” the man retorts. “Yes I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high.”
LoL
Q.What is Bitcoin?
Ans. Bitter+Coin = Bitcoin
Ans. Bitter+Coin = Bitcoin
Some more Bitcoin joke contributions:
What is the name of the son of Bitcoin?
It's Bitcent. lol
It's Bitcent. lol
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