Why did a bartender lost his job after getting into bitcoin?
He gave away the pub key.
What's the major difference between dollar and bitcoin?
Dollar has better jokes.
Topic: Bitcoin Jokes - page 3. (Read 32509 times)
One year later...
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "Sure do!", replies the bartender, whereupon Mary and the bartender give John a weird look. Mary pulls out her smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.[s/]
Ok here's one.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay." She kindly asked the bartender, "Do you accept dollars?" "What the hell's that?", "It's a currency controlled by a central bank which can create indefinite amounts of money for itself at its own will" The bartender and John give Mary a weird look. Mary hands the bartender two pieces of old and dirty paper. The bartender blinks. John pulls out his smart phone, and after a few seconds the bill is paid. John then says to Mary, "You're such a freak!" The end.
What does a miningpool say to transactions without fee?
Nothing. It just ignores them.
Nothing. It just ignores them.
How did the bitcoiner get on the sex offenders registry?
He touched a miner.
He touched a miner.
A Bitcoiner jumps into a cab...
Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Bitcoiner: Just take me for a ride.
A Shitcoiner jumps into a cab...
Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Shircoiner: What makes you think I'm goin' anywhere?
A Dogecoinger jumps into a cab...
Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Dogecoiner: Very far. Much fast. Wow.
Cabbie: Wow, as in Bow?
Dogecoiner: So clever.
Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Bitcoiner: Just take me for a ride.
A Shitcoiner jumps into a cab...
Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Shircoiner: What makes you think I'm goin' anywhere?
A Dogecoinger jumps into a cab...
Cabbie: Where to, bud?
Dogecoiner: Very far. Much fast. Wow.
Cabbie: Wow, as in Bow?
Dogecoiner: So clever.
Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?
what the relation between albania and bad jokes?
lol..I dont think there is a relation..that was just random stuff.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. John pulls out his wallet, but then Mary says, "No I'll pay."
LOL! Some of the best jokes are the most absurd. It's funny because it's the opposite of real life, where women spend men's money and don't offer to pay.
what the best joke its a price bitcoin
I expect them to be funny because you said that they are "jokes". Just say that they are facts if they arnt funny. I came to this thread thinking that the OP would have got some awesome joke. But what I get is that there are only 21million bitcoins that can be ever created! Am I supposed to laugh at this?
Bitcoin itself is the joke. Not everyone has to get it.
Uh, those jokes were not funny. Are you from Albania or something?
what the relation between albania and bad jokes?
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
I still cannot get that if they were jokes or just mere facts. What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
jokes about bitcoin aren't funny
why should they be?
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
I still cannot get that if they were jokes or just mere facts. What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
jokes about bitcoin aren't funny
why should they be?
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
I still cannot get that if they were jokes or just mere facts. What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
and everything that has to do with puking rainbows and laughing into the toilet
this one was nice too:
another good one:
"A Gavincoin and an MPCoin meet in a bar. Says Gavincoin to MPcoin: 'fork you!' Says Mpcoin to Gavincoin: 'No, fork you!' "
Bitcoin will be $1000 by the end of the year!
I heard this joke in July of 2014, hahaha, still cracks me up.
I heard this joke in July of 2014, hahaha, still cracks me up.
They were saying it in July of 2013, too.
Bitcoin will be $1000 by the end of the year!
I heard this joke in July of 2014, hahaha, still cracks me up.
I heard this joke in July of 2014, hahaha, still cracks me up.
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