I don't really have any bitcoin jokes at the moment... but I'll probably have a hilarious bitcoin-and-newbie story soon enough. My mother's coming to visit, and this'll be her first time since I moved.
It's also going to be her first time since I started mining, and man, explaining the stacks of computers is going to be fun...
Topic: Bitcoin Jokes - page 11. (Read 32496 times)
Not only is the Bitcoin client multi-platform but Bitcoin itself tries to adhere to the philosophies and expectations of several platforms:
Linux: Created by enthusiastic amateurs.
Mac: A futuristic idea with traction.
Windows: Crashes frequently.
Linux: Created by enthusiastic amateurs.
Mac: A futuristic idea with traction.
Windows: Crashes frequently.
I like this one. hehe
Not only is the Bitcoin client multi-platform but Bitcoin itself tries to adhere to the philosophies and expectations of several platforms:
Linux: Created by enthusiastic amateurs.
Mac: A futuristic idea with traction.
Windows: Crashes frequently.
Linux: Created by enthusiastic amateurs.
Mac: A futuristic idea with traction.
Windows: Crashes frequently.
Original credits to the dude who created haxor economist......we really should get him on here.
Bruce Wagner asked Magical Tux what he thought about the Flash Crash. Magical Tux replied that it was his favorite punk rock group.
The US Military has invented a new weapon which destroys people but leaves buildings standing. It's called MtGox.
Magical Tux had a horseshoe logo on his website. Asked what it was for, he said that it was a good luck charm which kept the site secure. When asked if he believed that superstitious nonsense, Magical Tux replied “Of course not! But I’ve been told that it works whether you believe in it or not.”
^^^^ ^^^^
Ahahaha!
How did the bitcoin cross the road?
Carefully, as it was made of silk.
p.s. I wonder if these guys are now doing more business because of bitcoin: http://silkroad.com/
Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...
So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......
Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.
I have Bitcoins... I just like my signature more.
lol i like your sig too. i don't even want a donate link in my sig... if someone wants to thank me for a post they can thank me.
if I did something big enough to warrant donations (like release some uber miner that didn't actually steal wallets) then i'd solicit donations directly in that post
How did the miner lose his bitcoins?
He was too busy with the dollars he saw!
He was too busy with the dollars he saw!
I've found this at mtgox support forum:
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Are bitcoins causing you stress? Not sure what to do with them anymore? The BTC Vault disposes of bitcoins in a safe environmentally friendly manner, free of charge so you never have to worry about them again!
Simply deposit any stress inducing bitcoins in the BTC Vault Sealed Anxiety Proof Deposit Safe (TM) where we collect your stressful coins to be processed into Coins of Contentment (TM) and then be recirculated into the economy for good of all.
Any tainted coins can be safely deposited to 1J4fUF6548BZK9CPLEcKWJvrfAWdYZfT8i for reprocessing.
This public service brought to you by The BTC Vault
Simply deposit any stress inducing bitcoins in the BTC Vault Sealed Anxiety Proof Deposit Safe (TM) where we collect your stressful coins to be processed into Coins of Contentment (TM) and then be recirculated into the economy for good of all.
Any tainted coins can be safely deposited to 1J4fUF6548BZK9CPLEcKWJvrfAWdYZfT8i for reprocessing.
This public service brought to you by The BTC Vault
Bitrebel: two very funny jokes:
What did the banker say when he heard the news about bitcoin?
Can anyone point me to the nearest bridge? Grin
How many Bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin?
None, thank God!
Also Nosfera; very funny:
What did the dollar tell the bitcoin?
Take over the world, son? Why, you can't even get into a stripper's pants!
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What did the banker say when he heard the news about bitcoin?
Can anyone point me to the nearest bridge? Grin
How many Bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin?
None, thank God!
Also Nosfera; very funny:
Quote
What did the dollar tell the bitcoin?
Take over the world, son? Why, you can't even get into a stripper's pants!
Begun, the meme wars have.
heres the original
ONE can NOT roll A bitcoin, BUT you CAN always ROLL it BACK!!
yeah you cant tell bitvoin jokes until something horrible or embarassing happens.
d.james is on the right track here lol.
the rest just makes me sad =(
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