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newbie
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June 18, 2011, 09:51:49 AM
#45
wife: honey stop checkin ur iPhone.  y don't u make love 2 me?

husband: I am a perv and like to mt. gox.
fix'd.



Whats common with shuttle columbia and bitcoin?
Well, the shuttle took off like a rocket you had never seen, stayed there for a while and came down in burning pieces. Just like bitcoins.
hero member
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June 18, 2011, 09:49:13 AM
#44
full member
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June 18, 2011, 09:46:38 AM
#43
not directly related to Bitcoin but to the US Dollar:

legendary
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hero member
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June 18, 2011, 09:37:36 AM
#41
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June 18, 2011, 09:28:16 AM
#40


Begun, the meme wars have.
newbie
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June 18, 2011, 09:23:55 AM
#39
To whom it may concern:

Please make your bitcoin jokes funnier next time, so I know they're jokes.

Sincerely,

Shfinks
sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 09:19:48 AM
#38
allinvain walks into a bar, and hooks up with a gorgeous blonde.
Next morning: "Hey, WHERE'S MY WALLET.DAT ??!!!!"


LOOOOOOOOOL  Grin Grin Grin

Poor Allinvain, sorry...
hero member
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June 18, 2011, 09:07:06 AM
#37
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
I lol'd.
sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 06:13:48 AM
#36
allinvain walks into a bar, and hooks up with a gorgeous blonde.
Next morning: "Hey, WHERE'S MY WALLET.DAT ??!!!!"


You have my permission to turn this into an Oscar nominated movie script. It has drama, love, betrayal, historical references and jews.
newbie
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June 18, 2011, 06:09:41 AM
#35
What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.

Note sure what this says about me, but this one made me laugh
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555
June 18, 2011, 05:55:54 AM
#34
A frustrated miner walks past a bar.
sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 04:48:16 AM
#33
What's the difference between a bitcoin and a buck?

People want bitcoins!
sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 04:43:50 AM
#32
How long before bitcoins become worth more than the US dollar?

They already have!!!

   Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked

    Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
jr. member
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June 18, 2011, 04:43:28 AM
#31
A bitcoin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The bitcoin sighs and replies, "I lost my key." The bartender say, "maybe someone will find it."

Trillions of years later, no one has.
sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 04:41:36 AM
#30
what did the whore say to the banker?

no bitcoins, no service!   Grin  Tongue


sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 04:35:45 AM
#29
How many Bankers does it take to mine a bitcoin?

None, thank God!

 Cool
sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 04:33:42 AM
#28
What did the banker say when he heard the news about bitcoin?

Can anyone point me to the nearest bridge?  Grin

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June 18, 2011, 04:26:00 AM
#27
No funny joke yet.


PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.

The 3 lines:

I'm a huge pervert and love doing crazy things with women.

I've seen your daughter naked and I like it.

Bitcoin is a new crypto-currency that is starting to take up so much of my time and thoughts that if it really takes off then I'll have no time to focus on anything else.
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June 18, 2011, 04:17:10 AM
#26
Why can deflationary currencies never get dates?

Because they won't go down on you.

Bu dum chi.
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