I'll bet you 10 bitcoins, that if you give me 100 bitcoins, I'll give you back 1000 bitcoins.
Topic: Bitcoin Jokes - page 13. (Read 32509 times)
Guy walks into a bank and asks the teller if he can withdraw his money in bitcoins.
Tells asks him "what are bitcoins?"
Guy responds "And you call yourself a bank?" and walks out.
Tells asks him "what are bitcoins?"
Guy responds "And you call yourself a bank?" and walks out.
What did the GPU say to the Miner?
Get back to work, bitch!
Get back to work, bitch!
ONE can NOT roll A bitcoin, BUT you CAN always ROLL it BACK!!
- You’ve wondered about what would be on the ‘Tails’ side of a bitcoin.
Allinvain wakes up from a nap, half asleep with bed head, goes for his keys and wallet.
"where the hell is my wallet" Just at that moment, outside he hears a revving engine and a car door.
In walks his wife, "HI honey, I needed a few bucks, hope you dont mind..."
Allinvain looks out in the driveway.....new Pink Lambourgini Murcielago.
"where the hell is my wallet" Just at that moment, outside he hears a revving engine and a car door.
In walks his wife, "HI honey, I needed a few bucks, hope you dont mind..."
Allinvain looks out in the driveway.....new Pink Lambourgini Murcielago.
That one made my day...
I must say that it's surprising no one has mentioned http://BitcoinAddict.com yet, so here's a handful from there:
- You didn’t even go to the grocery store this month. Instead you went to bitmunchies.
- The only pool you’ll be entering this summer is a bitcoin mining pool.
- So bitcoin price is down 50% ? Sweet. Now you can get twice as many for the same price.
- You hesitate when asked what your occupation is, because you think they won’t believe you if you say both ‘miner’ AND ‘day trader’
- You can’t wait to leave a Bitbill in your brother’s stocking come December.
- Your feet will be hot all summer long because you exclusively wear alpaca socks.
- Envisioning dining with a fine woman, you’ve practiced saying “Well, I’m a bitcoin miner …” in the mirror.
- You have a recurring nightmare that somehow your wallet.dat got erased.
- Your friends and family sense a lifestyle change and think you’ve gotten into drugs … but you’ve gotten into Bitcoin.
- Leonardo da Vinci. Johannes Gutenberg. Benjamin Franklin. Thomas Edison. Satoshi Nakamoto.
- You’ve wondered about what would be on the ‘Tails’ side of a bitcoin.
And finally, one last one, courtesy of http://BitcoinAddict.com:
"You brought your mining rig to a LAN party just to piss them off by playing Minesweeper while mining with six graphics cards."
Chuck Norris can kick a bitcoin clear over the moon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTSWiotKoZA pretty funny
It looks like someone should contact satoshi.
HAHAHA, lol.
Oh man, epic.
It looks like someone should contact satoshi.
An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and greets them with a smile.
"What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Three pints of lager, please."
"Certainly, sir."
The bartender goes to pour the drinks and brief banter is had between the customers.
When it comes time to pay, no cash is produced. Instead the Englishman gets out his laptop.
"Do you take Bitcoins?" he asks.
"We do, in fact. Aren't they great?"
"Yes." answers the Englishman, as he transacts the Bitcoin funds, and drinks are had. Because neither customer nor retailer had to pay taxes, both benefited from the ability to spend their income exactly as they please.
"What can I get you?" asks the bartender.
"Three pints of lager, please."
"Certainly, sir."
The bartender goes to pour the drinks and brief banter is had between the customers.
When it comes time to pay, no cash is produced. Instead the Englishman gets out his laptop.
"Do you take Bitcoins?" he asks.
"We do, in fact. Aren't they great?"
"Yes." answers the Englishman, as he transacts the Bitcoin funds, and drinks are had. Because neither customer nor retailer had to pay taxes, both benefited from the ability to spend their income exactly as they please.
How many bitcoins does it take to eat some food? I don't know because the price usually fluctuates.
Allinvain wakes up from a nap, half asleep with bed head, goes for his keys and wallet.
"where the hell is my wallet" Just at that moment, outside he hears a revving engine and a car door.
In walks his wife, "HI honey, I needed a few bucks, hope you dont mind..."
Allinvain looks out in the driveway.....new Pink Lambourgini Murcielago.
"where the hell is my wallet" Just at that moment, outside he hears a revving engine and a car door.
In walks his wife, "HI honey, I needed a few bucks, hope you dont mind..."
Allinvain looks out in the driveway.....new Pink Lambourgini Murcielago.
According to Southpark, the reason Bitcoin isn't funny is because it hasn't been 23 years yet.
why did the bitcoin leave your wallet?
because, your wife bought your hillbilly ass some alpaca socks.
because, your wife bought your hillbilly ass some alpaca socks.
Who knew!
The dollar bill after its valued has been reduced to its equivalent in paper and Bitcoin takes over the world:
Bitcoiners' do it without an external stimulus
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.
A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.
Any good alice & bob jokes?
Bruce Schneier knows their shared secret.
I lold so hard at these.
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