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Topic: Bitcoin Jokes - page 12. (Read 32509 times)

legendary
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June 22, 2011, 07:46:40 AM
#85
Hey! Don't forget comics I published at Bitcoin Weekly.

http://www.bitcoinweekly.com/comics/bitcoin-mascots
legendary
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I advocate the Zeitgeist Movement & Venus Project.
June 22, 2011, 07:01:30 AM
#84
What's the difference between bitcoins and rape?

You can tell a funny rape joke.
sr. member
Activity: 364
Merit: 251
June 22, 2011, 05:12:38 AM
#82
In Russia, the bitcoin joke's on you.

In America, the Ruble was a joke.
sr. member
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Lead Core BitKitty Developer
June 22, 2011, 05:04:35 AM
#81
In Russia, the bitcoin joke's on you.
hero member
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Merit: 505
June 22, 2011, 05:01:53 AM
#80
Bitcoin joke is funny only if at least more than 50% laugh to it.

All good Bitcoin jokes were told last year. Now its really tough to find a new one.



sr. member
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sr. member
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Merit: 250
June 22, 2011, 04:33:11 AM
#78
Geek Chick: I don't date miners any more.

Nerd Chick: Why not?

Geek Chick: All they want to do is see my bits!

Nerd Chick: I once flashed by bits and crashed gox

Geek Chick: (does a Betty Rubble laugh)

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

ALL YOUR BITS ARE BELONG TO GOX

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

What did one exchange say to potential members?

Don't be a Gox sucker.
jr. member
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Merit: 1
June 22, 2011, 04:27:24 AM
#77
What did the dollar tell the bitcoin?

Take over the world, son? Why, you can't even get into a stripper's pants!
sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 04:02:44 AM
#76
To whom it may concern:

Please make your bitcoin jokes funnier next time, so I know they're jokes.

How do you know when someone tells a bitcoin joke? NO ONE LAUGHS!
Hahahah... heh..  oh. Nevermind.
Now that was funny!  Cheesy
member
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Merit: 10
June 22, 2011, 04:00:33 AM
#75
To whom it may concern:

Please make your bitcoin jokes funnier next time, so I know they're jokes.

How do you know when someone tells a bitcoin joke? NO ONE LAUGHS!
Hahahah... heh..  oh. Nevermind.
member
Activity: 70
Merit: 10
June 22, 2011, 03:57:55 AM
#74
I don't use my login or password on any other sites!

hahaha,, wait.. that isn't funny. Sad
newbie
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Merit: 0
June 22, 2011, 03:55:44 AM
#73
Damn, Bitcoin is dead, chuck norris got a calculator :/
sr. member
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Merit: 251
June 22, 2011, 03:43:03 AM
#72
Breaking News: Bitcoin's Developer Satoshi set to introduce Quantitative easing and Austerity measures for the booming bitcoin market.
full member
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June 22, 2011, 03:40:53 AM
#71


 Cheesy Cheesy That pic deserves tips, surely Cheesy Cheesy

That reminds me, I haven't checked out witcoin in a while...
sr. member
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Merit: 251
June 22, 2011, 03:39:27 AM
#70
Just got my new Mining Rig set up.

I'm getting 44mhs

How long till I get my first block?
sr. member
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Merit: 250
June 22, 2011, 03:36:26 AM
#69
sr. member
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Firstbits: 12pqwk
June 22, 2011, 03:30:57 AM
#68
My bitcoins so fat, it takes over 9000KB to send.  Grin
sr. member
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Merit: 251
June 22, 2011, 03:27:46 AM
#67
Wanted: Bitcoins minted before 2011 - Will Pay top dollar! Uncirculated only!
sr. member
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June 22, 2011, 03:25:17 AM
#66
My bitcoins worth more than your's.  Cool
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