Study after study among believers show that prayer DOES work. Science doesn't even want to acknowledge God, Who they have proven to exist. How could anybody expect that they would recognize a prayer working if it stared them right in the face?
I've been prayin every day for that college girl with big tits and a bag of weed to show up and it hasn't worked yet!
Oh wait, someone's knocking on the door. Maybe it's her. BRB
Nope, just the pizza delivery guy. He didn't have big tits but he did have some weed so I guess god's 50% off the hook.
He's answering your other prayer, the one that says that you are doing it only as a test. No faith in prayer like that. He can't be mocked. Try mocking Him and you will only wind up hurting yourself.
Oh I'm not mocking at all. Mocking implies at least a little belief. You know I think it's total fucking bullshit. There is no magic unicorn controlling all this random shit.
Of all the billions of stars and the tens of billions of planets some magic unicorn decided to create life on this one that looks just like him. While he was at it, he decided to put a bunch of odd looking animals and plants. Just to throw us off his scent, he buried a shitload of really odd looking fossil bones that look nothing like any plant or animal alive now and predate every biblical reference to when Christianity began by millions of years. Yeah, yeah, I'm buyin it. Tell me the story about vampire eating leprechauns again. That one seems more believable.
