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Initscri

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Quote from: Vod on March 01, 2014, 03:32:03 AM

Quote from: Initscri on March 01, 2014, 03:23:28 AM

Quote from: cybershawrk on March 01, 2014, 01:25:19 AM

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.

Yeah so good sign to get some sleep then I guess.

Vod

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Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: Initscri on March 01, 2014, 03:23:28 AM

Quote from: cybershawrk on March 01, 2014, 01:25:19 AM

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.

Initscri

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Quote from: cybershawrk on March 01, 2014, 01:25:19 AM

a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

cybershawrk

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a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

coinerjoe

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Ok in advance u should all know im goin to hell for these ones.

Q: Whats the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
A: In a crucifixion they get rid of the whole Jew

Q: Whats the diffence between a pizza and a jew?
A: The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

Q: Whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
A: Not being handicapped

Q: How do they know Princess Diana took good care of her hair?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the back of the limo

Q: Whats OJ's e-mail address
A: slash slash slash, backslash, delete, escape

Q Did you hear the pope made a proclimation on Micheal Jackson
A He said if he keeps touching boys hes going to have to make him a priest

Q: Why doesnt Jesus play hockey
A: He kept getting nailed to the boards

Q: Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam?
A: You cant jelly your dick down some chicks throat.

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Quote from: mprep on February 28, 2014, 08:04:57 AM

Found this gem Grin

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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

This +1

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Quote from: coinerjoe on February 28, 2014, 08:20:16 PM

Have you heard about the new Jewish Porsche? It will stop on a dime, and it will even pick it up for you.

damn, haven't seen a Jew go fast like that since Poland 1939. Cheesy

because it's a Porsche

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Have you heard about the new Jewish Porsche? It will stop on a dime, and it will even pick it up for you.

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Kiki112

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Quote from: evansearle42 on February 28, 2014, 08:52:45 AM

Quote from: mprep on February 28, 2014, 08:04:57 AM

Found this gem Grin

:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

This +1

that's old Cheesy

but gold

what's green and hanging out my balcony?

that's my nigger and I'll paint him as I wish Cheesy

mprep

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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce

Found this gem Grin

:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

cybershawrk

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hmmm grass holding grass that sounds very interesting maybe grass is smarter than people think.

Kiki112

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Quote from: Vod on February 27, 2014, 03:55:12 AM

I walked into a convenience store and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I then said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

oooh

nice one

before you read any of these you should know that weed and grass are one word in my language Cheesy

so I was sitting down, minding my own business when my mom says our grass is too high
now I have a picture of grass holding a joint in my brain

Vod

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Licking my boob since 1970

I walked into a convenience store and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I then said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

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Quote from: Kiki112 on February 26, 2014, 04:13:11 PM

Quote from: RGBKey on February 25, 2014, 11:16:11 PM

Warning, dark humor.

What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.

1L8kh83QYyNREEHQD44CdyEz5BiLdQTdiJ

that's wrong in so many ways and I don't think that because it's twisted, I think that because

1.they didn't end the race, the bomb exploded in the middle or something I think?
2.Hitler did a pretty good job, there are almost no Jews left in Europe

After the bomb went off,the race was over -TRUE STORY- Grin

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Quote from: RGBKey on February 25, 2014, 11:16:11 PM

Warning, dark humor.

What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.

1L8kh83QYyNREEHQD44CdyEz5BiLdQTdiJ

that's wrong in so many ways and I don't think that because it's twisted, I think that because

1.they didn't end the race, the bomb exploded in the middle or something I think?
2.Hitler did a pretty good job, there are almost no Jews left in Europe

Raek

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Superman and Chuck Norris once bet on an arm wrestling match. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.

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rgbkey.github.io/pgp.txt

Quote from: Vod on February 25, 2014, 11:21:36 PM

I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234

You sure it wouldn't be "admin"? lol

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Get Paid Crypto To Walk or Drive

Quote from: Vod on February 25, 2014, 11:21:36 PM

I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234

or..."Guest"

Vod

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Licking my boob since 1970

I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234

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