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March 01, 2014, 04:33:30 AM
a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.

Yeah so good sign to get some sleep then I guess.
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
March 01, 2014, 04:32:03 AM
a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.

It wasn't funny.
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Activity: 1540
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March 01, 2014, 04:23:28 AM
a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).

Either that was funny, or I'm really tired and that was funny.
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March 01, 2014, 02:25:19 AM
a guy calls a bar one night and asks for his friend Mr. I.P freely
then the bartender calls out I pee freely (bar patrons laugh).
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February 28, 2014, 09:42:08 PM
Ok in advance u should all know im goin to hell for these ones.

Q:  Whats the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
A:  In a crucifixion they get rid of the whole Jew

Q: Whats the diffence between a pizza and a jew?
A: The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

Q: Whats better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics?
A: Not being handicapped

Q: How do they know Princess Diana took good care of her hair?
A: They found her head and shoulders in the back of the limo

Q: Whats OJ's e-mail address
A: slash slash slash, backslash, delete, escape

Q Did you hear the pope made a proclimation on Micheal Jackson
A He said if he keeps touching boys hes going to have to make him a priest

Q:  Why doesnt Jesus play hockey
A: He kept getting nailed to the boards

Q: Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam?
A: You cant jelly your dick down some chicks throat.
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February 28, 2014, 09:52:45 AM
Found this gem Grin:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

This +1
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February 28, 2014, 09:22:07 PM
Have you heard about the new Jewish Porsche?  It will stop on a dime, and it will even pick it up for you. 

damn, haven't seen a Jew go fast like that since Poland 1939. Cheesy
because it's a Porsche
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February 28, 2014, 09:20:16 PM
Have you heard about the new Jewish Porsche?  It will stop on a dime, and it will even pick it up for you. 
sr. member
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February 28, 2014, 08:26:14 PM
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February 28, 2014, 08:12:12 PM
Found this gem Grin:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.

This +1

that's old Cheesy

but gold Tongue

what's green and hanging out my balcony?

that's my nigger and I'll paint him as I wish Cheesy
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In a world of peaches, don't ask for apple sauce
February 28, 2014, 09:04:57 AM
Found this gem Grin:
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough.
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February 28, 2014, 01:05:50 AM
hmmm grass holding grass that sounds very interesting maybe grass is smarter than people think.
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February 27, 2014, 05:55:09 AM
I walked into a convenience store and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I then said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."

oooh Cheesy
nice one Cheesy

before you read any of these you should know that weed and grass are one word in my language Cheesy
so I was sitting down, minding my own business when my mom says our grass is too high
now I have a picture of grass holding a joint in my brain
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
February 27, 2014, 04:55:12 AM
I walked into a convenience store and said to the clerk, "Give me a KitKat Chunky"
She brought a Kitkat Chunky back to me.
I then said "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
sr. member
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Merit: 250
February 27, 2014, 03:45:00 AM
Warning, dark humor.

What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.

1L8kh83QYyNREEHQD44CdyEz5BiLdQTdiJ

that's wrong in so many ways and I don't think that because it's twisted, I think that because

1.they didn't end the race, the bomb exploded in the middle or something I think?
2.Hitler did a pretty good job, there are almost no Jews left in Europe
After the bomb went off,the race was over -TRUE STORY-  Grin
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February 26, 2014, 05:13:11 PM
Warning, dark humor.

What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.

1L8kh83QYyNREEHQD44CdyEz5BiLdQTdiJ

that's wrong in so many ways and I don't think that because it's twisted, I think that because

1.they didn't end the race, the bomb exploded in the middle or something I think?
2.Hitler did a pretty good job, there are almost no Jews left in Europe
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February 26, 2014, 01:18:56 PM
Superman and Chuck Norris once bet on an arm wrestling match. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.
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rgbkey.github.io/pgp.txt
February 26, 2014, 09:57:02 AM
I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234
You sure it wouldn't be "admin"? lol
legendary
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Get Paid Crypto To Walk or Drive
February 26, 2014, 09:51:08 AM
I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234

or..."Guest"
Vod
legendary
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Licking my boob since 1970
February 26, 2014, 12:21:36 AM
I'm not saying she is a slut, but if her vagina had a password, it would be 1234
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