making me chuckle, this joke ended up!
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making me chuckle, this joke ended up!
making me chuckle, this joke ended up!
Haha, interesting book. Could definitely be worth a read.
the best one
"like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"
i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere
i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi
I have seen many. Just ask him to sign a message and verfy it using the public key known to the public. They usually shut up then. "like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"
i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere
i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi
the best one
"like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"
i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere
i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi
"like we have seen many people claiming that - I m satoshi"
i laugh when some one write this while the real legend is silent somewhere
i have seen post here on forum too a new user claiming that he is satoshi
A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems and we can be on our way."
"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."
"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."
"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems and we can be on our way."
"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife with me and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system, isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."
"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again."
Mark Karpeles lost his fondness and stopped liking his cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat! He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached Sangubashi and what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later Mark calls home to his security: "John, is the cat there?" "Yes", the security guard answers, "why do you ask?" Frustrated, Mark answered, "Put that ginger son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
The version I heard was the piano player at the bar. There was this wee little guy running up and down the piano keys playing music. The piano player's genie heard "10 inch pianist".
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Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
Girl : Am I Pretty?
Boy: No
G: Do you want to be with me Forever?
B: No.
G: Would you be upset if I walked away?
B: No.
G:Would you cry if I died?
B: No
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."
Boy: No
G: Do you want to be with me Forever?
B: No.
G: Would you be upset if I walked away?
B: No.
G:Would you cry if I died?
B: No
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."
hahahahahha
nice one man, nice one
Girl : Am I Pretty?
Boy: No
G: Do you want to be with me Forever?
B: No.
G: Would you be upset if I walked away?
B: No.
G:Would you cry if I died?
B: No
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."
Boy: No
G: Do you want to be with me Forever?
B: No.
G: Would you be upset if I walked away?
B: No.
G:Would you cry if I died?
B: No
She had heard enough and was hurt so she walked away with tears rolling down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm, and said.......... " Also, I f@cked your best Friend ."
When A man shares it then its called : Being Sexiest
I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
i kid i kid
we know, women have more rights then man in western countries
This explains it all
yeah, but if it was the other way around nooo
Why did Satoshi Nakamoto cross the road?
To get to the free lunch.
To get to the free lunch.
that doesn't make any sense
http://www.latimes.com/business/technology/la-fi-tn-satoshi-nakamot-chose-reporter-video-20140306,0,400825.story#axzz2vOORqGg9
legendary
Activity: 1862
Merit: 1011
Reverse engineer from time to time
I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
i kid i kid
we know, women have more rights then man in western countries
This explains it all
Why did Satoshi Nakamoto cross the road?
To get to the free lunch.
To get to the free lunch.
that doesn't make any sense
Why did Satoshi Nakamoto cross the road?
To get to the free lunch.
To get to the free lunch.
I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
i kid i kid
we know, women have more rights then man in western countries
This explains it all
I've got a good joke.... womens rights
i kid i kid
i kid i kid
One of my favorite "me" jokes... (slightly Jewish, but I think it was a birth defect)
Q: Whats the diffence between a pizza and a jew?
A: The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: How many ashtrays does it have?
Q: Whats the diffence between a pizza and a jew?
A: The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: How many ashtrays does it have?
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