Warning, dark humor.
What's the difference between Hitler and the Boston Marathon Bombers? The bombers could end a race.
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Wise words from ancient Chinese philosopher Confucius:
American baseball all wrong...man with 4 balls is not going to walk.
Horny man who going through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Woman who trip on dead rooster is going down on limp cock.
Man who beat his meat in bank vault going to come into money.
American baseball all wrong...man with 4 balls is not going to walk.
Horny man who going through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Woman who trip on dead rooster is going down on limp cock.
Man who beat his meat in bank vault going to come into money.
A common curse in Croatia literally translated means "I fuck everything on your list" 
It's in Swedish so sorry (came up with it own my own)
Alla barnen hade kui på perrongen förutom Sigbert för han rålade ta tåget till efterlivet!
Alla barnen hade kui på perrongen förutom Sigbert för han rålade ta tåget till efterlivet!
Literally Translated: "All the children had kui on the platform besides Sigbert for he radiated take the train to the afterlife!"
A white guy a black guy and a Mexican meet this prostitute white guy screws her horns pop out and he gets scared and jumps out the window black guy screws her horns pop out gets really scared and jumps out the window Mexican guy goes in screws the prostitute horns pop out and he says odele handle bars
I will tell you a
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Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it is worth it.
Because it is worth it.
It's in Swedish so sorry (came up with it own my own)
Alla barnen hade kui på perrongen förutom Sigbert för han rålade ta tåget till efterlivet!
Alla barnen hade kui på perrongen förutom Sigbert för han rålade ta tåget till efterlivet!
Rumor in the pasture was that the rancher was getting a new bull.
His three bulls were discussing this pending event.
"I've been here for five years and have earned my keep. I service 100 cows and won't be giving any up to some new comer." Boasts bull one.
"Well, sir, I've been here for three years and have 30 cows to keep happy. I'm doing a good job and don't need any help from outsiders." Says bull two.
Bull three chimes in, "Well, even though I'm the youngest, you have allowed me my 10 cows and I'm not gonna give any of that up now!"
About that time, up pulls an 18-wheeler, and off thunders the biggest, meanest, strongest bull the three had ever seen.
"Well, maybe 100 cows are too many. I'm getting along in years and could use some help. He can have 50 of my cows." Says bull one.
"I'm still young and want to fool around a bit. 50 cows are not worth dying over. He can have 20 of my cows." Agrees bull two.
Bull three lowers his head, starts snorting and pawing the earth like a wild demon. Bull two looks at him and says, "Are you crazy, he'll kill you and take your cows!"
"Heck, he can HAVE my cows," replies bull three, "I just want to make sure he knows that I'M A BULL!"
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His three bulls were discussing this pending event.
"I've been here for five years and have earned my keep. I service 100 cows and won't be giving any up to some new comer." Boasts bull one.
"Well, sir, I've been here for three years and have 30 cows to keep happy. I'm doing a good job and don't need any help from outsiders." Says bull two.
Bull three chimes in, "Well, even though I'm the youngest, you have allowed me my 10 cows and I'm not gonna give any of that up now!"
About that time, up pulls an 18-wheeler, and off thunders the biggest, meanest, strongest bull the three had ever seen.
"Well, maybe 100 cows are too many. I'm getting along in years and could use some help. He can have 50 of my cows." Says bull one.
"I'm still young and want to fool around a bit. 50 cows are not worth dying over. He can have 20 of my cows." Agrees bull two.
Bull three lowers his head, starts snorting and pawing the earth like a wild demon. Bull two looks at him and says, "Are you crazy, he'll kill you and take your cows!"
"Heck, he can HAVE my cows," replies bull three, "I just want to make sure he knows that I'M A BULL!"
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what do you say when your flat screen TV starts floating around in the middle of the night?
drop it niggah!
drop it niggah!
like he is invisible?
I think someone may have done the flatscreen one earlier. lol i'ts still a really funny joke though.
what do you say when your flat screen TV starts floating around in the middle of the night?
drop it niggah!
drop it niggah!
q. whats the best way to see a flying saucer
a.trip the waiter
a.trip the waiter
Question: Using your knowledge of Freud, provide an example of when a dream represents Freud's theory.
Answer: If you dream about cookies, it means you are subconsciously thinking about sex, but if you are dreaming about sex, it means you are thinking about cookies.
Question: Freud stated that the superego contains the moral aspect of one's personality. Define the term "superego."
Answer: A toaster waffle that wears a cape and fights crime.
Question: What does the phrase "case study" mean?
Answer: It is a process whereby you sit and stare at your suitcase before you go on a trip but not knowing what to pack.
Question: "Powerful aftershocks rocked the city, fires burned out of control, streets were full of debris and ruined buildings. At least 30 people were injured." Which type of natural disaster is being described in the report?
Answer: The end of American Idol.
Question: Who was Socrates?
Answer: Socrates was a famous old greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
lol Answer: If you dream about cookies, it means you are subconsciously thinking about sex, but if you are dreaming about sex, it means you are thinking about cookies.
Question: Freud stated that the superego contains the moral aspect of one's personality. Define the term "superego."
Answer: A toaster waffle that wears a cape and fights crime.
Question: What does the phrase "case study" mean?
Answer: It is a process whereby you sit and stare at your suitcase before you go on a trip but not knowing what to pack.
Question: "Powerful aftershocks rocked the city, fires burned out of control, streets were full of debris and ruined buildings. At least 30 people were injured." Which type of natural disaster is being described in the report?
Answer: The end of American Idol.
Question: Who was Socrates?
Answer: Socrates was a famous old greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
you want a joke???
here is: "give me some of your BTC"
you can deposite here: 1FxCUCAij9FT9fXQSqYHHMiaELhRTAhui6
here is: "give me some of your BTC"
you can deposite here: 1FxCUCAij9FT9fXQSqYHHMiaELhRTAhui6
i heard this earlier and laughed so hard
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck lol
ps no offense to mothers
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck lol
ps no offense to mothers
why are planets spinning around?
because they got in your mommas orbit
i heard this earlier and laughed so hard
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck lol
ps no offense to mothers
yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck lol
ps no offense to mothers
Question: Using your knowledge of Freud, provide an example of when a dream represents Freud's theory.
Answer: If you dream about cookies, it means you are subconsciously thinking about sex, but if you are dreaming about sex, it means you are thinking about cookies.
Question: Freud stated that the superego contains the moral aspect of one's personality. Define the term "superego."
Answer: A toaster waffle that wears a cape and fights crime.
Question: What does the phrase "case study" mean?
Answer: It is a process whereby you sit and stare at your suitcase before you go on a trip but not knowing what to pack.
Question: "Powerful aftershocks rocked the city, fires burned out of control, streets were full of debris and ruined buildings. At least 30 people were injured." Which type of natural disaster is being described in the report?
Answer: The end of American Idol.
Question: Who was Socrates?
Answer: Socrates was a famous old greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
Answer: If you dream about cookies, it means you are subconsciously thinking about sex, but if you are dreaming about sex, it means you are thinking about cookies.
Question: Freud stated that the superego contains the moral aspect of one's personality. Define the term "superego."
Answer: A toaster waffle that wears a cape and fights crime.
Question: What does the phrase "case study" mean?
Answer: It is a process whereby you sit and stare at your suitcase before you go on a trip but not knowing what to pack.
Question: "Powerful aftershocks rocked the city, fires burned out of control, streets were full of debris and ruined buildings. At least 30 people were injured." Which type of natural disaster is being described in the report?
Answer: The end of American Idol.
Question: Who was Socrates?
Answer: Socrates was a famous old greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. He later died from an overdose of wedlock which is apparently poisonous. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.
Q: What has 4 legs and an arm?
A: A happy pit bull.
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A: A happy pit bull.
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