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legendary
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March 13, 2024, 12:54:33 PM


A dog may be a good friend, but a cat will never tell where your weed is
legendary
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February 27, 2024, 02:35:41 PM


At night, I used to lie in my twin's bed and wonder where my brother was

I slept in his bed for years and he never showed up
legendary
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February 21, 2024, 04:06:09 PM


Who was the first to refuse the Apple terms and conditions?
legendary
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February 15, 2024, 03:31:13 PM


My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side

Oh, she is just trying to find the tattoo on her shoulder.

Cool
newbie
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February 15, 2024, 02:53:19 AM
I don,t know what is pun but i know as well about fun and i also like every funny moments.
legendary
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February 09, 2024, 11:46:25 AM


My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side
legendary
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January 27, 2024, 05:11:16 AM


When the judge told me that she brought me in for drinking, I said let’s get started
legendary
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January 20, 2024, 06:31:47 AM


I noticed a few new faces at my cosmetic surgery group meeting today
legendary
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January 14, 2024, 11:15:46 AM


Overthinking something is not the same as thinking it over

And while we're at it, thinking errors are more common than thought
legendary
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January 13, 2024, 06:20:48 AM


I don't mind the cold weather, but only to a certain degree
legendary
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January 07, 2024, 02:01:53 PM


The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them



In his younger days, on his motorcycle.
legendary
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January 07, 2024, 09:40:35 AM


The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them
legendary
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January 03, 2024, 12:37:52 PM


After getting caught pirating copies of Microsoft Word, I now await my sentence
legendary
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December 29, 2023, 01:23:55 PM


People who drive Teslas are fans of AC/DC
legendary
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December 27, 2023, 06:40:29 AM


I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time
legendary
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December 26, 2023, 06:18:15 AM


My friend asked me to introduce him to this vegan girl, but I've never met herbivore

And I said to my friend, be prepared to wake up at 5am to milk the almonds
legendary
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December 22, 2023, 04:01:29 PM


My friend asked me to introduce him to this vegan girl, but I've never met herbivore
legendary
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December 21, 2023, 05:13:55 AM


Before I date a woman, I like to predate her
legendary
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December 16, 2023, 01:52:31 PM


Time travel ain't what it will have been

And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday

Time travel jokes never get new

She looks kinda Irish she were my girlfriend. But judging by the many times you re-post her picture... you saw her first, so I won't butt in

I didn't see that going
legendary
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December 16, 2023, 12:16:26 PM


Time travel ain't what it will have been

And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday

Time travel jokes never get new

She looks kinda Irish she were my girlfriend. But judging by the many times you re-post her picture... you saw her first, so I won't butt in.

Cool
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