A dog may be a good friend, but a cat will never tell where your weed is
Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread (Read 55186 times)
A dog may be a good friend, but a cat will never tell where your weed is
At night, I used to lie in my twin's bed and wonder where my brother was
I slept in his bed for years and he never showed up
Who was the first to refuse the Apple terms and conditions?
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side
Oh, she is just trying to find the tattoo on her shoulder.
I don,t know what is pun but i know as well about fun and i also like every funny moments.
My cross-eyed wife and I just got a divorce – she was seeing someone on the side
When the judge told me that she brought me in for drinking, I said let’s get started
I noticed a few new faces at my cosmetic surgery group meeting today
Overthinking something is not the same as thinking it over
And while we're at it, thinking errors are more common than thought
I don't mind the cold weather, but only to a certain degree
The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them
In his younger days, on his motorcycle.
The number one thing all women want is security – I hear it every time I get too close to them
After getting caught pirating copies of Microsoft Word, I now await my sentence
People who drive Teslas are fans of AC/DC
I just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time
My friend asked me to introduce him to this vegan girl, but I've never met herbivore
And I said to my friend, be prepared to wake up at 5am to milk the almonds
My friend asked me to introduce him to this vegan girl, but I've never met herbivore
Before I date a woman, I like to predate her
Time travel ain't what it will have been
And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday
Time travel jokes never get new
She looks kinda Irish she were my girlfriend. But judging by the many times you re-post her picture... you saw her first, so I won't butt in
I didn't see that going
Time travel ain't what it will have been
And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday
Time travel jokes never get new
She looks kinda Irish she were my girlfriend. But judging by the many times you re-post her picture... you saw her first, so I won't butt in.
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