1776: Make America Great Britain again
Make America Great Again?
Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 6. (Read 55186 times)
1776: Make America Great Britain again
Make America Great Again?
1776: Make America Great Britain again
Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they never meet
Paint and run.
"You could say that this was a typical case of “not my job, not my problem” (or rather, “not my roadkill, not my problem” would be more fitting). However, local resident Loren Lewis testifies that Tulsa’s roadkill cleanup problem is a huge task for anyone to take on: “There’s a h*ll of a lot of animals here. If somebody went around picking them all up, they wouldn’t have anything else to do.”"
Parallel lines have so much in common, it's a shame they never meet
I knew the psychic was no good when she accepted my check
I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and learned next to nothing
I used to get heartburn every time I ate cake until my doctor told me to take the candles off first
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister
I came home and found that my kids have been on eBay all day. If they're still there tomorrow, I'll lower the price
One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill
When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now I’m scared of the lights when I see my electricity bill
I got a new remote last week and let me tell you, this thing changes everything
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
But put a hole in the middle so that you can at least smoke.
If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut
Was driving and ran into my ex yesterday, then reversed and did it again
if you don't like how I drive, get off the sidewalk
I bought my girlfriend her first sex toy today – a bottle of aspirin
I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me
One of the darkest times in my life was when I forgot to pay the electricity bill
The U-crane, formerly called the Russian Arm. I always knew there was something constructive going on in that Russian war!
I wanted to be a gynecologist, but I failed the entrance exam
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