Time travel ain't what it will have been
And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday
Time travel jokes never get new
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Time travel ain't what it will have been
And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday
Time travel jokes never get new
It’s no surprise that there're schools of fish considering there’s a University of Wales
I've had dementia for as long as I remember...
Install a senior's GPS – it will not only tell you how to get to your destination but also why you want to be there
Claustrophobia: the fear of Santa Claus
Dear Santa, I'm writing you this letter on a sheet of sandpaper because I know what you did with my previous one
after the wedding, the couple and guests marched to the venues foyer.. noticing nothing set up, said 'isnt this the wedding reception'
A train can hear another train coming with its engineers
Time travel ain't what it will have been
And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday
"Store your bitcoins in a secure vault"
After divorcing his wife Penny, my friend is left penniless
But that empty wallet certainly isn't priceless.
After divorcing his wife Penny, my friend is left penniless
I've had dementia for as long as I remember...
I've had amnesia for as long as I remember...
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
...no pun, just irony
When a cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows, I said "Sure, that's 20 cows"
Life without love is meaningless... Love without life is necrophilia
There’s a necrophiliac on the loose, look alive folks!
The worst part of being an egg is that you only get laid once
I had a really funny joke to share, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime
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My ex still misses me but her aim is starting to improve
You will think she misses you while she's getting shattered somewhere else 😂 My ex still misses me but her aim is starting to improve
Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find
The thesaurus is a kind of dinosaur with the biggest vocabulary
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