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legendary
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December 15, 2023, 07:40:47 AM


Time travel ain't what it will have been

And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday

Time travel jokes never get new
legendary
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December 12, 2023, 06:45:50 AM


It’s no surprise that there're schools of fish considering there’s a University of Wales
legendary
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December 07, 2023, 07:18:06 AM


I've had dementia for as long as I remember...

Install a senior's GPS – it will not only tell you how to get to your destination but also why you want to be there
legendary
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December 05, 2023, 03:06:26 AM


Claustrophobia: the fear of Santa Claus

Dear Santa, I'm writing you this letter on a sheet of sandpaper because I know what you did with my previous one
legendary
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December 04, 2023, 01:15:27 PM

after the wedding, the couple and guests marched to the venues foyer.. noticing nothing set up, said 'isnt this the wedding reception'
legendary
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December 03, 2023, 03:58:47 AM


A train can hear another train coming with its engineers
legendary
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November 30, 2023, 02:48:47 PM


Time travel ain't what it will have been

And if you think it is a hassle now, just wait until yesterday
jr. member
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November 29, 2023, 11:38:16 AM


"Store your bitcoins in a secure vault"
legendary
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November 29, 2023, 10:44:20 AM


After divorcing his wife Penny, my friend is left penniless

But that empty wallet certainly isn't priceless.     Cool
legendary
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November 27, 2023, 11:33:54 AM


After divorcing his wife Penny, my friend is left penniless
legendary
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November 25, 2023, 01:57:04 PM


I've had dementia for as long as I remember...
legendary
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November 25, 2023, 02:31:02 AM


I've had amnesia for as long as I remember...
copper member
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Defend Bitcoin and its PoW: bitcoincleanup.com
November 22, 2023, 05:49:03 PM


Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

...no pun, just irony  Cheesy
legendary
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November 22, 2023, 09:59:18 AM


When a cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows, I said "Sure, that's 20 cows"
legendary
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November 20, 2023, 04:31:11 PM


Life without love is meaningless... Love without life is necrophilia

There’s a necrophiliac on the loose, look alive folks!
legendary
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November 19, 2023, 09:46:56 AM


The worst part of being an egg is that you only get laid once
legendary
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November 18, 2023, 01:45:33 PM


I had a really funny joke to share, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime
newbie
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November 17, 2023, 10:53:22 PM
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My ex still misses me but her aim is starting to improve
You will think she misses you while she's getting shattered somewhere else 😂
legendary
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November 17, 2023, 05:11:50 PM


Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find
legendary
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November 14, 2023, 01:17:00 PM


The thesaurus is a kind of dinosaur with the biggest vocabulary
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