The person who coined the phrase “One Hit Wonder” never came up with another catchphrase
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The person who coined the phrase “One Hit Wonder” never came up with another catchphrase
69% of people find something dirty in everything they read
I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"
It doesn't always work.
I often say to myself, "I can't believe that cloning machine worked!"
This year I've been walking five miles a day to lose weight, now I just need to figure out how to get home
Why did the banker switch careers? 
Because he lost interest!
Because he lost interest! Then he was going to be a doctor, but he got sick of it.
I was recently fingered for a crime, which seems like a really weird punishment
Parenthood is like debugging code - you never really know what's going to happen until it's too late
Seems to me that Mel Bush orchestrated the whole thing, although he was helped by a couple of other people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_(string_quartet)
I don’t want to blow my own trumpet but I am in a pretty cool orchestra
An invisible man married an invisible woman, and the kids were nothing to look at, either
They have 4 string-players in the Bond Band. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_(string_quartet)
You might think the lead singer is in charge of the band, but it's really the guitarist who is pulling the strings
Seems to me that Mel Bush orchestrated the whole thing, although he was helped by a couple of other people. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_(string_quartet)
An invisible man married an invisible woman, and the kids were nothing to look at, either
They have 4 string-players in the Bond Band. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_(string_quartet)
You might think the lead singer is in charge of the band, but it's really the guitarist who is pulling the strings
Why did the banker switch careers? Because he lost interest!
Because he lost interest! Why did the banker lose interest? Because he was Fed (Federal Reserve Bank) to the Big Banking sharks.
Why did the banker switch careers? Because he lost interest!
Because he lost interest! 
I started eating an apple every day and now my doctor refuses to see me
The worst part of an apple addiction is that you can't see a doctor about it
An invisible man married an invisible woman, and the kids were nothing to look at, either
They have 4 string-players in the Bond Band. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bond_(string_quartet)
An invisible man married an invisible woman, and the kids were nothing to look at, either
The word "abbreviation" is a really long one for what it's trying to achieve
She got good looks from her father, who was a plastic surgeon
That's a meat cleaver, not an ax. So, I guess it isn't Lizzy Borden. Besides, was Lizzy a blonde?
She got good looks from her father, who was a plastic surgeon
I memorized six pages of the dictionary, and learned next to nothing
But words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is
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