Before I met my wife I was incomplete, now I'm finished
Topic: The Pun & Fun Thread - page 4. (Read 55198 times)
Before I met my wife I was incomplete, now I'm finished
I once ran a demolition business, but it all came crashing down
A boomerang with teeth will come back to bite you!
I threw it five years ago, it never came back and now I live in constant fear
Overthinking something is not the same as thinking it over
A boomerang with teeth will come back to bite you!
Time travel ain't what it will have been
I had a fear of heights, but I rose above it
Mike Tyson is so religious that he punches people in the faith
69% of people find something dirty in everything they read
While one fifth of people are just too tense!
At night, I used to lie in my twin's bed and wonder where my brother was
I promised my farmer friend to get his cows hooked on weed – the stakes have never been higher
I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink and now waiting at urgent care to be seen
I once hooked up with a Japanese porn star, but it was a total blur
This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of... 
You fell for it hook, line, and sinker
Wasn't that mermaid's name Annette?
This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of...
You fell for it hook, line, and sinker
I'm dating a mermaid I met online
This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of...
Does this help?
I'm dating a mermaid I met in the Inter-net."
I'm dating a mermaid I met online
This pun is too deep for me ! The first one I can't make head or tail of...
I'm dating a mermaid I met online
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