If your biggest fear is to speak in front of a crowd, you'd rather be in the casket than do the eulogy
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If your biggest fear is to speak in front of a crowd, you'd rather be in the casket than do the eulogy
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Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on forever
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience
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