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June 18, 2011, 05:08:07 AM
#25
Any good alice & bob jokes?



Bruce Schneier knows their shared secret.
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June 18, 2011, 05:07:17 AM
#24
No funny joke yet.


PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.
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June 18, 2011, 04:49:09 AM
#23
This isn't working, someone make some philosoraptor bitcoin sayings, or create a bitcoin themed hitler parody video

Someone already did the Hitlet bitcoin bit
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June 18, 2011, 03:13:51 AM
#22
Any good alice & bob jokes?

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June 18, 2011, 02:33:54 AM
#21
Q: What do you do when someone steals your Bitcoins?

A: Bitch on the Internet about it until every newspaper is talking about you, and obfuscate the details enough to make people think you're lying, and then have lengthy debates about the truth.
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June 18, 2011, 02:31:24 AM
#20
This isn't working, someone make some philosoraptor bitcoin sayings, or create a bitcoin themed hitler parody video
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June 18, 2011, 02:29:58 AM
#19
What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.
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June 18, 2011, 02:27:29 AM
#18
Q: What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes?

A: Send her 10 trillion more.
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June 18, 2011, 02:19:40 AM
#17
Bruce Wagner: bitcoin is bigger than the Internet!!

al gore: I invented the bitcoin.
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June 18, 2011, 02:16:27 AM
#16
wife: honey stop checkin ur iPhone.  y don't u make love 2 me?

husband: I am gay and like to mt. gox.
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June 18, 2011, 02:13:03 AM
#15
Ok here's one.

John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
LAWL.
js.
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June 18, 2011, 02:11:13 AM
#14
why did the girl give the bitcoin miner deorderant?

answer: because his 6990 in his room is hot as hell!
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June 18, 2011, 01:58:09 AM
#13
Jayus  - “A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh”

Example here:
http://vodpod.com/watch/964947-this-man-is-for-the-birds
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June 18, 2011, 01:55:42 AM
#12
Hey Imperi,

Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?

1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS

Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.

Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...

So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......

Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.




How many people actually donate to addresses posted in sigs?  I can think of people getting help doing it, but there's going to be a million responses to most questions because we're too damn nice here.
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June 18, 2011, 01:50:32 AM
#11
Hey Imperi,

Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?

1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS

Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.

Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...

So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......

Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.



I have Bitcoins... I just like my signature more.
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June 18, 2011, 01:49:56 AM
#10
Jayus  - “A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh”
sr. member
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June 18, 2011, 01:48:58 AM
#9
Hey Imperi,

Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?

1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS

Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.

Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...

So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......

Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.

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June 18, 2011, 01:44:57 AM
#8
Hey Imperi,

Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?

1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS

Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.

Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier transform, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...
sr. member
Activity: 364
Merit: 251
June 18, 2011, 01:42:39 AM
#7
Hey Imperi,

Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?

1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS

Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
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June 18, 2011, 01:37:48 AM
#6
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.

His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.


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