Any good alice & bob jokes?
Bruce Schneier knows their shared secret.
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Bruce Schneier knows their shared secret.
No funny joke yet.
PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.
PS: My girlfriend actually likes bitcoin, but her father was upset that I introduced her to it. Fortunately her father is a mathematician, so it took me only three lines of email to get him totally fascinated about bitcoin.
This isn't working, someone make some philosoraptor bitcoin sayings, or create a bitcoin themed hitler parody video
Someone already did the Hitlet bitcoin bit
Any good alice & bob jokes?
Q: What do you do when someone steals your Bitcoins?
A: Bitch on the Internet about it until every newspaper is talking about you, and obfuscate the details enough to make people think you're lying, and then have lengthy debates about the truth.
A: Bitch on the Internet about it until every newspaper is talking about you, and obfuscate the details enough to make people think you're lying, and then have lengthy debates about the truth.
This isn't working, someone make some philosoraptor bitcoin sayings, or create a bitcoin themed hitler parody video
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.
A dead baby in a Bitcoin costume.
Q: What do you do when a woman doesn't like your hashes?
A: Send her 10 trillion more.
A: Send her 10 trillion more.
Bruce Wagner: bitcoin is bigger than the Internet!!
al gore: I invented the bitcoin.
al gore: I invented the bitcoin.
wife: honey stop checkin ur iPhone. y don't u make love 2 me?
husband: I am gay and like to mt. gox.
husband: I am gay and like to mt. gox.
Ok here's one.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
LAWL.John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
js.
why did the girl give the bitcoin miner deorderant?
answer: because his 6990 in his room is hot as hell!
answer: because his 6990 in his room is hot as hell!
Jayus - “A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh”
Example here:http://vodpod.com/watch/964947-this-man-is-for-the-birds
Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...
So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......
Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.
How many people actually donate to addresses posted in sigs? I can think of people getting help doing it, but there's going to be a million responses to most questions because we're too damn nice here.
Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...
So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......
Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.
I have Bitcoins... I just like my signature more.
Jayus - “A joke so poorly told and so unfunny that one cannot help but laugh”
Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier analysis, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...
So let me get this straight then. you bothered to put a signature in there, and give it an address which you could be collecting bitcoin donations to, but instead, you don't have a bitcoin account and you are on this forum with a thread about jokes about bitcoins......
Maybe we need to start a thread for "outed" bitcoin flamers.
Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Yes, it's a joke. However, if you say it backwards into a microphone and run a Fourier transform, the most significant digits of the frequencies form my real address...
Hey Imperi,
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
Is your bitcoin donation address meant to be a joke?
1FSDIJFKJFDSKJFDSFDSLKJFDSLKJFDSLKJDSLKFDSLKJFDSKJFDSKJFDS
Looks like someones been playing piano on their keyboard.
A man walks in to a bank and asks if he can convert his dollars to bitcoin.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
His account is frozen and he is reported as a possible terrorist to the FBI.
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