Ok here's one.
John and Mary went to a bar. They had some drinks, a few laughs, and finally were ready to leave. Mary pulls out her purse, but then John says, "No I'll pay." So he says to the bartender, "Do you accept Bitcoins?" "What the hell's that?" "It's a crypto-currency that you can mine and it creates 256 bit encryption keys, decentralized and it has no fees." The bartender and Mary give John a weird look. John says "Look, want to see my GPU?" He reaches into his coat pocket to pull out his spare Radeon HD 5770. The bartender blinks. Mary says "Ok, I'll pay." and hands the bartender two twenties. She then says to John, "You're such a freak." The end.
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A bitcoin walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
Then the goat sitting next to him gets up and starts playing jazz flute.
Bartender says "What can I get you?"
Bitcoin says "I'll have a beer, a plate of nachos, and a can of motor oil."
Then the goat sitting next to him gets up and starts playing jazz flute.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I like Bitcoins
And assorted hard candies.
I think I outdid you bub, sorry!
Violets are blue.
I like Bitcoins
And assorted hard candies.
I think I outdid you bub, sorry! 
Sorry, but those weren't funny. 
What starts with an N and rhymes with Bitcoin? Namecoin
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
What do you get when you cross a CPU, power supply, and GPU? A mining machine
What's the most Bitcoins anyone could ever create? 21 million.
Those are my best. I hope they were funny. Does anyone else have any good ones?
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